Oh lordie Drunken App Spree

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Had a good time last  and when i woke up had a bunch of emails. i checked them and apparently i apped for the following:

Saks Fifth av 7-10 days pending   Pulled EQ twice

BOA CLI 7-10 days pending

Amex CLI  Denied due to not being 6 months since last one

Total Rewards MC 7 to 10 days pending

Cabellas   7 to 10 days pending

amalgamted bank of Chicago 7 to 10 days pending

TD Bank  7 to 10 days pending

Well lets see how it goess

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Lordie is right!!!

I am not sure if I should give you another drink or push you in the cold lake. That is one giant basket of pending apps. Good luck! I hope you get approved for at least one. a few cards!

Next time app when you are sober. 

[Callandra]

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@stellar wrote:

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@cem13 wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

LOL...that made me chuckle with that being said they would probably approve for max CL 

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Wouldnt that be nice.  The CSR might even laugh a little and think "This guy is crazy to call me with a recon while he is stoned drunk. I am giving him the max."  

Then the CSR asks:  "Hey Mr. Azurmen, what the hell are you drinking?  (gets reply) Jack straight up?  I get off at 8.  I will be right over"

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...and the CSR is a 10 when she shows up, but a 2 the next morning, lol!

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Hey, isn't that a line from a Katy Perry song? lol 

[cem13]

...and the CSR is a 10 when she shows up, but a 2 the next morning, lol!

This is the story of my life.  I should just quit drinking.

[traveler2005]

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@cem13 wrote:

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@TheConstant wrote:

Would have voted this thread 10/10 if you had recon'ed drunk as well

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I LOL'd at this.  I second the motion.  Can you imagine what the CSR would think if they received a call saying,  "Hey.  Im drunk.  I applied to your stupid credit card and you have the nerve to give me the 7-10 day notice.  What the hell.  Oh wait,  hold on.  I need to go get another beer.............Im back.  Now where was I.  Oh yea about your stupid credit card.  gulp, gulp gulp.  Can I get a recon please?  I really do not understand why you hate me so much...gulp, gulp.   I am a nice guy, trust me...hickup.   Im really cute too."

I would give up 3 HP and a CLI to see this.

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   I love it   LOL