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audia4
Established Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...


@maiden_girl wrote:

@audia4 wrote:

I'm one of those that will read anything and everything into something and what I'm reading in to this is they will help "arrange shipment" (as in make a call to someone that can ship it). "Make arrangements",....not pay for them?? 


LOL. They'll probably charge your credit card. They're not really specific. That'll be a BIG bill.

 


My thought exactly. I could SO see this happening to me. That's just my luck.

TU: 819 EQ: 821 EX 811


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Xer0_SiN
New Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...

visitor to bedside sounds a little...escortish LOL.
NFCU Cash #1: 15000, NFCU Cash #2: 15000, USAA Plat: 10000, USAA AMEX: 10000, Local CU #1: 7500, Chase Hyatt: 5000, NASA FCU: 5000, SDFCU: 5000, FNBO: 5000, Militarystar: 4700, Chase Militarystar: 4700, Local CU #2: 3000, Chase Ink Classic: 3000 Zales: 2700 Discover IT: 1500, GE Amazon: 1400, GE Walmart: 1400, Target: 500, GE Dillards: 300
NFCU LOC: 15000, Local CU LOC: 3000
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maiden_girl
Valued Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...

Oh Discover....my last dying wish is for you to send me a tall sexy man with one dimple in his left check and devilish black hair...with chest hair...and nice teeth.

As of 2017, rebuilding...
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wHiTeSoL
Valued Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...

So they will charge a recently passed person but help "arrange" for their transportation? Doesn't death absolve you of the debt anyways?
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enharu
Super Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...

Transportation for your dead body should be free, if its similar to Amex / visa / MasterCard. There's essentially a quasi life insurance policy they have for customers, provided you meet those requirements. Most of them would require you to claim life / health insurance before filing a claim with them though.
JPMorgan Palladium (100k), AmEx Platinum (NPSL), AmEx SPG (46k), AmEx BCP (42k), Chase Sapphire Preferred (47k), Citi Prestige (31k), Citi Thank You Preferred (27k), Citi Executive AAdvantage (25k), JPMorgan Ritz-Carlton (21k), Merrill+ (15k), US Bank Cash+ (22.5k), Wells Fargo (12k), Bloomingdale’s (12.4k), Chase Freedom (5k), Discover IT (5k).
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audia4
Established Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...


@maiden_girl wrote:

Oh Discover....my last dying wish is for you to send me a tall sexy man with one dimple in his left check and devilish black hair...with chest hair...and nice teeth.


Eh, not asking for much are we? Smiley Surprised   LOL

TU: 819 EQ: 821 EX 811


**$7500****$30,000*****$13500****$42,200****$10,000***$10,700*****$6000****$11,000*****OPEN****OPEN******$27,000*****11,000



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audia4
Established Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...


@wHiTeSoL wrote:
So they will charge a recently passed person but help "arrange" for their transportation? Doesn't death absolve you of the debt anyways?

Um....Nope. It will go to probate...they will get their money somehow if you owned anything, or have a spouse, or maybe try to get it out of Fido.

TU: 819 EQ: 821 EX 811


**$7500****$30,000*****$13500****$42,200****$10,000***$10,700*****$6000****$11,000*****OPEN****OPEN******$27,000*****11,000



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thom02099
Valued Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...


@Brusilov wrote:

Last Will and Testament:

 

Section 7, Paragraph 3:

 

Please arrange as stated in Discover's Terms of Service to transport the body of one (self)'s ashen remains, via a Folgers Coffee Can receptacle no less than 12 ounces in capacity, to its final resting place at approximately 33°42'17"N by 118°17'39"W. Ashes will be dispersed at wind gusts no less than 20mph, on a clear day with a temperature ranging between 60-80F.

...

 



Could be worse places to end up,than in San Pedro!  Smiley Wink

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koalablue
Frequent Contributor

Re: Discover offers some odd services...

If I'm hospitalized alone in a foreign country, I'd want a family member or friend to join me on Day 2.  Interesting benefit though.

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