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Today's Joke!

Valued Member

Today's Joke!

So I thought I would apply for a Macy's card and no joke, I got it!  ALL $100 worth?   This has to be a joke a $100 CL? I think I'll go buy some new skivies and socks. lol~
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Frequent Contributor

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Hey...it's a start!!! What are your scores,if you don't mind???
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Valued Member

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TU & EX are mid 600's and EX is 700 W/ BK in 99
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Valued Member

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I meant EQ is 700
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Frequent Contributor

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Those are pretty good scores....and all they gave you was 100.00? Hmmmmm. When I got my Macys a couple of years ago, I believe my score was in the low 600's. and they started me out at 600.00. I accidently was late (2 days....kidney stone surgery) and they decreased my limit to 300.00. It has finally, as of last week bumped up to 400.00. They are sticklers...so be very cautious with this card!!
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Valued Member

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This card will be for show and no go!
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Senior Contributor

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It will still build credit history just as well.
If we never set higher goals we would never get as far.
sol, credit 101, acr, abbreviations, calc
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Moderator Emeritus

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FYI.. .Macy's is very generous on CLIs (even on activation).
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Frequent Contributor

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Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.  "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti. Three with
meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce."
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