Those are pretty good scores....and all they gave you was 100.00? Hmmmmm. When I got my Macys a couple of years ago, I believe my score was in the low 600's. and they started me out at 600.00. I accidently was late (2 days....kidney stone surgery) and they decreased my limit to 300.00. It has finally, as of last week bumped up to 400.00. They are sticklers...so be very cautious with this card!!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.