When your fingers get itchy you go app for cards.
When you go app for cards you get nervous.
When you get nervous you can’t sleep.
When you can’t sleep you imagine the unthinkable.
When you imagine the unthinkable you get a call that you’re approved.
When get a call that you’re approved, you go crazy.
When you go crazy wild things happen.
When wild things happen you wake up in a roadside ditch.
When you wake up in a roadside ditch you end up walking home.
And when you end up walking home, you find your front door being occupied by an alligator + MJ holding a torch about to burn your rear behind + Lexie about to Shake Her Head + Irisa with a Giant Wooden Spoon.
Don’t find yourself seeing your front door being occupied by an alligator + MJ holding a torch about to burn your rear behind + Lexie about to Shake Her Head + Irisa with a Giant Wooden Spoon.
Go find yourself an anti-itch medicine & Garden.
**courtesy of Direct TV commercial**
That was fun....Happy Gardening folks!
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@yudeology101 wrote:When your fingers get itchy you go app for cards.
When you go app for cards you get nervous.
When you get nervous you can’t sleep.
When you can’t sleep you imagine the unthinkable.
When you imagine the unthinkable you get a call that you’re approved.
When get a call that you’re approved, you go crazy.
When you go crazy wild things happen.
When wild things happen you wake up in a roadside ditch.
When you wake up in a roadside ditch you end up walking home.
And when you end up walking home, you find your front door being occupied by an alligator.
Don’t find yourself seeing your front door being occupied by an alligator.
Go find yourself an anti-itch medicine & Garden.
**courtesy of Direct TV commercial**
That was fun....Happy Gardening folks!
HAHA!!! hilarious yude but well said!!
@azguy13 wrote:You have WAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands, lol
After watching one of their commercials on TV tonight, i couldn't resist it!
Too much time on your hands!
Pretty cool Yude 
That's very funny...
And a good reminder to kick Arrested Development up to the top of the Netflix list.
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