Update:
Had my phone consultation this morning. I am not impressed, but we'll see.
Harvard:
He said that while Harvard is breaking the rules, that for such a small bill a lawsuit may not be the best course. He is going to write a demand letter on my behalf stating that since they failed to validate the debt that they must remove. It's basically our DV letter on his letterhead (BTW he LOVED our letter, said it was very strong and very well written). If they don't comply, he says that I should probably just add a consumer statement to my reports for manual review purposes and let it go. I don't agree with that. Why should I have to sit there and take it when they are breaking the rules and I am following them? His justification is that a lawsuit would be stressful and expensive. Bah!
CBA:
He thinks that the negotiation standpoint is the most hopeful, even though they are obviously playing games with me. He is going to personally call the OC and negotiate the return of the equipment and a small payment for the water and get back to me. He said if OC sold the debt to CBA then he would call the nasty little woman that refused to DV and negotiate with her. He said the worst case is that I will be in the same situation I am in now, and that I can add a consumer statement. He again stated that while I have grounds for a lawsuit for violations, it would be expensive and stressful and that a consumer statement would be helpful for major purchases. Rubbish.
Northland:
This is the one that really floored me. He said that the settlement offer was a great deal and that I should TAKE IT! I said "Look, its 10 years old and I don't have the money right now so all I want to do is prevent them from taking any action on a debt that is clearly not collectible until such time as I am ready." His suggestion was to "keep in touch with them so that you don't lose that settlement opportunity" I told him to drop this one. Argh...
So I will let you all know how the first 2 progress, but I'm not sure what kind of results I can expect at this point...