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Jacque383 wrote:Just forget it...didn't come out quite right....That's what happens when typing, talking on the phone and looking for a file all at the same time...
Jeez, unbelievable! Her FICO is the least of her worries.
TexMontana wrote:Have you heard? Lidsay Lohann was arrested for over utilization of alcohol, under utilization of brain matter. (Again). I'll bet her FICO is 349.
TexMontana wrote:Have you heard? Lidsay Lohann was arrested for over utilization of alcohol, under utilization of brain matter. (Again). I'll bet her FICO is 349.
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a
clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in
and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some
of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some
of from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased
emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for
yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or
three times a day, but often much less. Ah yes, such is the utilization of one's toothbrush!
And what were you thinking?
OMG.........LOL....I just copied that to my email so I can share it tommorrow at work ( I work at a dental office)
Jacque383 wrote:Okay...read this all the way through...and keep in mind it's not a dirty joke....This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, thefunctioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a
clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in
and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some
of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some
of from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased
emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for
yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or
three times a day, but often much less. Ah yes, such is the utilization of one's toothbrush!
And what were you thinking?
Message Edited by Jacque383 on 07-24-2007 08:33 PM
Jacque383 wrote:A dental office? That's hilarious...But, whew.....glad you weren't offended...I'm never sure how someone's going to react....
This is the consumer prostitute here AKA FICO undercover cop! I am deeply offended and as punishment, your PM privileges have been revoked for 7 days, posting privs revoked for 24 hours and finally the grandprize, a whopping 16 new inqs have just been placed on on your EX CR.
Jacque383 wrote:A dental office? That's hilarious...But, whew.....glad you weren't offended...I'm never sure how someone's going to react....