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Utilization Humor

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LOL...Dear Consumer Prostitute, AKA FICO undercover cop,
 
I am truly sorry for offending you in anyway. I would like a goodwill adjustment on the revocation of PM priviles, I’ll pay for delete of  any 24 hours of non-posting privileges,  and a I highly dispute those whooping 16 inquiries?
 
Honestly, it’s not a dirty joke…
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Jacque383 wrote:
LOL...Dear Consumer Prostitute, AKA FICO undercover cop,
 
I am truly sorry for offending you in anyway. I would like a goodwill adjustment on the revocation of PM priviles, I’ll pay for delete of  any 24 hours of non-posting privileges,  and a I highly dispute those whooping 16 inquiries?
 
Honestly, it’s not a dirty joke…


Deal! Actually your joke was very funny, nothing dirty about it! I needed a good laugh today.
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Thank you. Smiley Happy
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hahaha. that was funny Jacque!
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fused111 wrote:


Noah_Bodie wrote:
Pickup line:
Heh baby, what's your utilization?



I can just imagine what the reaction from a lady might be. Of course she doesn't know her credit scores let alone her util. She might think you are asking her how often she has sex! In this case high util is ideal!Smiley Tongue


Unbelievable!!!  High util is ideal?!!!Smiley Surprised
 
tisk, tisk..........
 
Sad part is, I'd know the answer, unfortunately my util is high..........ON MY CREDIT CARDS!!!  Poor dude would be smiling at my response and I'd be wondering: what the heck is wrong with you?! that's not a good thing!!!


Message Edited by trinigal on 07-25-2007 05:37 AM
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I was worried about thread divergence. But "Lindsay Lohan" and "prostitute" told me the thread was staying on topic.
 
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Noah_Bodie wrote:
I was worried about thread divergence. But "Lindsay Lohan" and "prostitute" told me the thread was staying on topic.
 


I will write it 100 times: I promise not to threadjack!...I promise not to threadjack!...
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My toothbrush utilization has never reached 8%    Smiley Sad


Message Edited by Anderson on 07-25-2007 04:50 PM
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Yuck Anderson...you might want to rethink that....