Capital One CEO

[Anonymous]

"Hiiii..., I'm Capital One's C...E...O... I know it's been almost twooooo mooonths, but I'll report your new account to the CRAs as sooooon... as Iiii caaaan...

[Anonymous]

LMAO!

[Anonymous]

My husband's new account didn't report until a few days after the second statement cut.  

[Anonymous]

They are liberal with credit to folks who have had issues in the past. Yet, we expect them to report instantly the second we have a bowel movement. LOL, I too fall into this "bucket"! Took them almost 2.5 months to update that my car note was paid off. They are typically 1 month behind on reporting my existing cards. I guess I shouldn't expect them to post my two new accounts for another 30-35 days. Yet, I will check every day for for alerts!