Fico Act of Contrition

[trix_r_4_kids]

O my Fico God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of credit,
and the pains of denial;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my Fico God,
Who is all good and
deserving of all my apps.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace
to repay my bills,
to do good wills
and to rebuild my score.

(My apologies in advance if this offends anyone.  I was just trying to have a little fun.)

[Gunnar419]

No offense taken here. Given how mysterious, arbitrary, powerful, and sometimes cruel the FICO scoring systems are, the comparison with the deity of your choice seems pretty darned appropriate to me.

[Cageym]

I thought all the scores came from 3 witches stirring a cauldron and throwing bones in a damp cave in eastern Europe somewhere.

[Shogun]

I am offended, wait, no I'm not, well maybe, no.  Guess I'm not offended.  Actually I find a little levity in these dealings actually helps keep me sane.  Well, for the most part anyway.