DH = Dear Husband
DW = Dear Wife
DS = Dear Son
DD = Dear Daughter
*MIL = The woman who makes our lives a living poopy-farm (some people call this person a Mother-in-Law)
*FIL = The guy that somehow manages to stay married to the woman above without going noticeably insane
*SIL = The woman you're related to by marriage who, if she doesn't cut the crap out NOW, is going to be just like *That Woman Above.
*BIL = The guy you're related to by marriage that's probably going to marry a woman just like his father did.
SO = Significant Other
BF = Best Friend OR Boyfriend
GF = Good Friend OR Girlfriend
IIRC = If I recall correctly
IANM = (if) I am not mistaken
FTR = For the record
FWIW = For what it's worth
AYToRTN = Are you tired of reading this now? (Ah-ha! Did you catch that one? Or did I do a good job sneaking it past you?!)
IMHO = In my humble opinion
That's all I can think of. I know that I answered more than you asked for -- and hopefully by doing so, I wasn't offending you -- I'm just r-e-a-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-y hyper and still have to wait a whole TWO hours 'til my DS comes home so we can play Mortal Kombat together (he and his dad have camping, my son and I have video games)! 
(* Sorry, I have SERIOUS MIL issues!! Can you tell?!)
Lol -- 
-- Aren't they outlaws??? Never really had inlaws, just outlaws... And I guess since I take care of other people's finances, especially deployed people, I have money-in-laws? Whatever - they can be mad that the person trusts me with the finances, investments, etc.
Thank you for the breakdown.
@Anonymous wrote:Lol --
Thank you for the breakdown.
Oh, in OUR house, my MIL is definitely an outlaw. She makes Jesse James, John Dillinger and Al Capone look like fricking Santa's Elves (and no, not the MEAN elves, either).
Enh, you know what they say: "MILs -- you can't kill them, and you can't trank them and leave them in the middle of nowhere"
And yes, that's entirely true. I did the research.
@Anonymous wrote:And she lives with you...why?
Oh, Dear Lord, NO, she does NOT live with us (though that did almost happen -- once DH saw the constant eye-twitching and my inability to make moogie, THAT was stopped right quick!). She does, however, live only a mile from us and comes to dinner every Sunday. :/
And I have NOT poisoned her food YET, so I'm doing pretty good, I'd say!
lol - think of her as an asset (no emphasis on the ass part) to help you achieve your financial goals.
Pfft. Emphasis NEEDED.
Thanks for you help! Know anything about judgements/being sued, etc?
A bit ... why? Do you have a question?
If so, do you already have a thread going for that question? If not, you need to start one. We've thread-jacked the OP's thread enough as is, I believe.
Or, you can PM me! I'm always glad to help!
De nada, Darlin'.
Anytime you need help, we're here!
Anytime you need help, we're here!
@Anonymous wrote:
No, no, no, The difference between inlaws and outlaws is outlaws are actually wanted!
*laughs so hard I spew my drink*
Oh, Darlin' ... you owe me a new monitor! Mine has cola all over it now!!