@Shogun wrote:#13
You're at a bar and see see a good looking woman sitting by herself. You grab the seat next to her, order a Ficotini, and look at her and say... Hi, my name is Shogun, and I have a EQ Beacon 5.0 score of 821.
What if you say Hi, my name is Shogun and I have a CK FAKO Vantage score of 721? Wonder if you can get slapped for that...
yude u might have to start a myfico addicts support group. we can have the meeting in the garden..
Beats the heck out of my other pickup line. But this a family friendly forum, and I've been married for almost 23 years, so my line probably wouldn't work. 
July 2013 score: EQ FICO 819, TU08 778, EX "806 lender pull 07/26/2013
Goal Score: All Scores 760+, Newest goal 800+
Take the myFICO Fitness Challenge
Current scores after adding $81K in CLs and 2 new cars since July 2013
EQ:809 TU 777 EX 790 Now it's just garden time!
June 2017 update: All scores over 820, just pure gardening now.
Hi there.. what's your sign? Mine's AMEX.....
July 2013 score: EQ FICO 819, TU08 778, EX "806 lender pull 07/26/2013
Goal Score: All Scores 760+, Newest goal 800+
Take the myFICO Fitness Challenge
Current scores after adding $81K in CLs and 2 new cars since July 2013
EQ:809 TU 777 EX 790 Now it's just garden time!
June 2017 update: All scores over 820, just pure gardening now.
@credit-hunter wrote:yude u might have to start a myfico addicts support group. we can have the meeting in the garden..
LOL I don't know.....i might get ALL of you guys in trouble in a short period of time. I certainly don't wanna get banned
@Gunnar419 wrote:Yude, Yude, Yude! Do you work for the NSA??? Have you been spying on me and my computer habits????
If not, HOW DID YOU KNOW???
(I'm even going with the Yudeology is awsome point. Because if Big Brother is watching and he's called Yudeology, it's probably better to kiss his you know what than to get him on your bad side.)
LOL Yep this guy told me everything about your computer habits, waaay better than the NSA
@yudeology101 wrote:1. You obsessively go on MYFICO site more than 1 time a day. YES. YES. 1000 times YES.
2. You know MOST of the MODs by their names. Eh, I know Lexie, but other than that no.
3. You constantly check the replies to the thread that you've started. Yes, and also replies to questions asked in threads not started by me.
4. You know who the trolls / the smart members are. Still figuring this one out, but I am starting to take notice.
5. Your common words include "gardening" during your conversation about CCs between your friends and they have no clue what you're talking about. Yes and No.
6. Knowing all your FICO abbeviations. FICO, FAKO, TL, CL, CLI, YMMV, CLD, AA, AoA, AAoA, CC, CCC, DOFD, PFD, Util, Luv Button, BK, CK, CS. Did I miss any other common ones?
7. Surfing all throughout the different categories on the forum on your spare time, including Smorgas . I look at most, except the ones like Bankruptcy or Mortgage because there is nothing of value I could add to the conversation there, as I have no experience with those aspects of credit.
8. You get antsy when you don't get any replies or help on the thread that you've started. See #3
9. Knowing what SMH by Lexie mean. It means you need to stop apping NOW.
9.5. Knowing the difference between FICO score vs. FAKO score. FAKO is for entertainment purposes only, FICO is what most lenders use to evaluate your credit worthiness.
10. Knowing how awesome Yudeology101 is.
::edited for typo::
@JaB8199 wrote:
Psycho about myFICO. That's me! LOL
MyFico should pay you to use that in an endorsement ad!