Amazing new sign-up bonus!!!

[Marths]

Now that sounds good and all. *insert Texan accent* But we say soda round these parts. 

[Anonymous]

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@TRC_WA wrote:

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LOL

[TRC_WA]

I will never be able to take advantage of this sign up offer unfortunately...  because I don't shop at Walmart.

Why you ask?

[Anonymous]

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@TRC_WA wrote:

I will never be able to take advantage of this sign up offer unfortunately...  because I don't shop at Walmart.

Why you ask?

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By that rationale, I'd shop exclusively online. Every store I go to has about a tenth of the available registers open. With the exception of Target. And, depending on which one I go to, Wal-Mart (though when I go, it's the one closest to Disneyland, so I'm sure that had much to do with it.)

[Aarvard]

You got me 
I thought that it was something similar to Ritz Carlton 140k offer 

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

That's kinda hilarious.

It's also a little sad - I wonder how many people took them up on that offer. 

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The table looks empty, so Id say plenty.

OP, I was excited for something woth apping for! Now you owe!

[Anonymous]

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@Marths wrote:

Now that sounds good and all. *insert Texan accent* But we say soda round these parts. 

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Really?  You and your family calls them "soda"?

Dude, it's COKE.  They're ALL Coke.  You ask for a Coke at a restaurant and the server will ask you what kind.

(Sadly, that isn't a joke, and it has happened to me.)

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:
Sure it should!

Whats better than a free FICO score and a crown and coke*. And all you have to so is apply.












*Crown Royal sold separately.

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I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that someone lured to apping by the appeal of a 2 liter of soda (or a watermelon) probably doesn't use their FICO to full potential.

Now, if it was the soda AND the watermelon, wild horses couldn't drag me away from that table!

[Shogun]

Oh rats, I,already have a Walmart card.  No free pop for me.  

[Imhotrodcrazy]

I'm holding out for steak and eggs.  I don't come cheap.