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May I suggest that we have Stepford relatives to go along with our Stepford wives.
as much as I love my family........... YES, please trade me. I'm reminded each time we get together that I am the black sheep of the family. Oy Vey!
I would like to have my daughter and grandson here, I miss them terribly.
@marty56 wrote:May I suggest that we have Stepford relatives to go along with our Stepford wives.
Message Edited by marty56 on 12-27-2009 06:23 AM
Marty56...you're brilliant! And if we can't actually have Stepford relatives, how about life-sized standees of the relatives (you know...the cardboard cut-outs, like at the video store)? I'd go for that, as long as they don't talk! When the holidays are over, they can just be stacked in the attic until next year!
@Uborrow-Upay wrote:
@marty56 wrote:May I suggest that we have Stepford relatives to go along with our Stepford wives.
Message Edited by marty56 on 12-27-2009 06:23 AMMarty56...you're brilliant! And if we can't actually have Stepford relatives, how about life-sized standees of the relatives (you know...the cardboard cut-outs, like at the video store)? I'd go for that, as long as they don't talk! When the holidays are over, they can just be stacked in the attic until next year!
Yes and they can be traded like baseball cards.
"Better the devil you know than one you don't."
My family is full of insanity. We have the Jerry Springer rejects, the Good-Two-Shoes Perfectionists and everything in between, from the Insane Mother, the trailer-park sister to the uptight Dr. Student Brother. And even though most family get together's end up like some kind of side show soap opera, I think I'll keep the ones I have. At least I know how to handle them.
@sllbaker wrote:"Better the devil you know than one you don't."
My family is full of insanity. We have the Jerry Springer rejects, the Good-Two-Shoes Perfectionists and everything in between, from the Insane Mother, the trailer-park sister to the uptight Dr. Student Brother. And even though most family get together's end up like some kind of side show soap opera, I think I'll keep the ones I have. At least I know how to handle them.
Here! Here!
I always swore that my family could win a prize for dysfunction and I dreaded extended family get togethers. But now that my mom and sister have been gone a couple years (lost them both during the last two years of grad school), I really, really miss it. Strange isn't it?
I think when you lose a loved one, it's the things that you thought drove you crazy that you miss the most.
I feel guilty now for mentioning how challenging it was to be snowed in with my family (13 of us) from the Wednesday before Christmas until the Sunday after. In all, we cooked a lot, did a lot of dishes, blew a lot of snow, washed a lot of towels...etc. I was very glad when everyone finally got to go home because 4 nights was a lot. Roads didn't all open until that Sunday after Christmas. I wanted my life back.
In all...I don't think a cross or angry word was said in all those days. (Except between the Siberian Husky and my cat...that wasn't pretty.) I know that a lot of beer and diet Coke was utilized. I know we played Apples to Apples until 3 in the morning...and laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Then, we pretty much did it all again the next day. Built most of the Eiffel Tower in Legos. Watched movies. Watched 38 y/o son playing Worlds of Warcraft (almost) continuously on laptop. Saw Alvin and the Chipmunks a few more times than desired. Ages ranged from 2 y/o granddaughter with Down Syndrome to 70 y/o mother-in-law with remaining effects of bad stroke. I watched as my 16 y/o graciously baked pumpkin pies with her grandmother, when I knew it was the last thing in the world she wanted to do.
I realize that I have a wonderful family. I guess I wouldn't trade them. I feel very fortunate...even though I wanted my life back. I think the older we get, the more we get set in our ways.