Family Dog Contract

eddie84 · ‎08-27-2017

I find it pretty hilarious so thought I share. It should come standard with every pet.

If you have kid(s) and thinking about getting a dog then you might wanna consider including this contract.

wasCB14 · ‎08-27-2017

Though "primarily the kids' responsibility", I'm guessing Dad's the one who will feed and walk the dog every day.

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Anonymous · ‎09-02-2017

#7 and #9... I can totally picture myself writing something like that someday when I'm married and have kids. People at work already accuse me of making terrible dad jokes and I'm not even 20!

Thanks for the laugh, OP!

Anonymous · ‎09-05-2017

Yeah, good luck with that. I have become the primary walker of a 10 month old labradoodle (80 lbs and growing) and a 3.5 month old labradoodle (knocking on 40 lbs and growing like a weed). We'll wind up with a pair of 80-100 lbs shaggy, scruffy beasts that aren't destructive at all, but just BIG.

As an aside, I have found that larger dogs are easier to housetrain, but the deuces they leave in the yard are BIG.