Got a call once from a telemarketer calling on behalf of the Dove Foundation. I immediately switched into Stoner Dude mode.
Me: Hello.
Caller: I'm calling from the Dove Foundation.
Me: Oh, umm, ah, we use Ivory. Sorry dude.
Caller: No, no, no. We're not affliated with Dove Soap. I'm with the Dove Foundation.
Me: Oh, like, now I understand, dude. So, umm, do you like sell Ivory and stuff, cause we really like it.
Caller: No, no, no, no, no. We're the Dove Foundation. We have no affiliation with Dove Soap, at all.
Me: Oh, OK. Well, umm, we only use Ivory, but I think we're out.
Caller: I'll try back later.