Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

[Imhotrodcrazy]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 

[Anonymous]

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@Imhotrodcrazy wrote:

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 

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Somehow it applies to Apple iPhones

[Imhotrodcrazy]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Imhotrodcrazy wrote:

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 

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Somehow it applies to Apple iPhones

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I hear ya. 

[veracious]

       "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

 That way when you criticize them,  youare a mile away and you have their shoes". _____Anonymous

[veracious]

"There Are Three Kinds of People    --          Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't."____Anonymous

[Anonymous]

From woman who shot her husband, "That **bleep**.  I shot

him before and he never died."

From The Big Easy.

[LIGHTNIN]

Peek-toe, sling-back, do me like a dog pump..........Kathy Bates....TV show Harry's Law.....Love that show!!

I laugh everytime she says it.

[sewmuchdebt]

men are like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are all handicapped!! author unknown

[veracious]

A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend

A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~anonymous

[Anonymous]

"Your cell phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launched a bird into pigs."