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Stupidity should be painful - seen on a bumper sticker
An optimist is just a pessimist with no experience - unknown
Not sure where I saw it or who said it but if's funny
I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them"___Phil Pastoret
This one always gets me....... "Trust Me"
Not the funniest quote, but whenever someone says that to me, I for some reason do NOT trust them!!
Announcer: Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"!
When French people swear do they say "pardon my English" ?________unknown
saw this on a bumper sticker...."God made weed. Man made cigarettes.....Who do you trust?"
and i thought this would be a good quote for this forum....
"In God We Trust. ALL OTHERS, PAY CASH!" - Unknown
One I especially like:
...what are you, scared?
...no; just apprehensive.
That's a pretty fancy word; what does it mean?
It means scared, with a college education... --- Moe and Larry from The Three Stooges
“I can make more generals, but horses cost money.”
- Abraham Lincoln