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Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

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tbolt2
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Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

Stupidity should be painful - seen on a bumper sticker

An optimist is just a pessimist with no experience - unknown


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guiness56
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Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

 Not sure where I saw it or who said it but if's funny

 

 

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.  

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veracious
Established Contributor

Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them"___Phil Pastoret

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Anonymous
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Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

This one always gets me....... "Trust Me"

 

Not the funniest quote, but whenever someone says that to me, I for some reason do NOT trust them!!

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MidnightVoice
Super Contributor

Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

Announcer: Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"!

The slide from grace is really more like gliding
And I've found the trick is not to stop the sliding
But to find a graceful way of staying slid
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veracious
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Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

When French people swear do they say "pardon my English" ?________unknown

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Message 36 of 58
TravellingNomad
Established Contributor

Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

saw this on a bumper sticker...."God made weed.  Man made cigarettes.....Who do you trust?"

 

and i thought this would be a good quote for this forum....

"In God We Trust.  ALL OTHERS, PAY CASH!" - Unknown

 

 

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the_jan_b
Established Contributor

Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

One I especially like:

 

...what are you, scared?

...no; just apprehensive.

That's a pretty fancy word; what does it mean?

It means scared, with a college education...  --- Moe and Larry from The Three Stooges

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kelli1970
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Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

“I can make more generals, but horses cost money.”
- Abraham Lincoln


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CS800
Super Contributor

Re: Funny Quotes....anyone have a favorite?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson



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