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Imhotrodcrazy
Valued Contributor

Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )

 Happy Thanksgiving!!!

 
 
 
The Parrot


A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John
was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook
the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved
him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior.'

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued....
........'May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
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-Cain-
Valued Contributor

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )

Lol. Nice!
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haulingthescoreup
Moderator Emerita

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )

Smiley Very Happy

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MidnightVoice
Super Contributor

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )

Love it

The slide from grace is really more like gliding
And I've found the trick is not to stop the sliding
But to find a graceful way of staying slid
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Uborrow-Upay
Valued Contributor

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )

 

 

Smiley Very Happy

 

 

(Note to the mods:  I thought fowl language wasn't allowed on these boards!?!  Smiley Very Happy )

 

 

 

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Lel
Moderator Emeritus

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )


@Uborrow-Upay wrote:

 

 

Smiley Very Happy

 

 

(Note to the mods:  I thought fowl language wasn't allowed on these boards!?!  Smiley Very Happy )

 

 

 


Fowl language is okay.  Bad puns are NOT.  Consider yourself warned......Smiley Tongue

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Uborrow-Upay
Valued Contributor

Re: Happy Thanksgiving ( joke )


@Lel wrote:

@Uborrow-Upay wrote:

 

 

Smiley Very Happy

 

 

(Note to the mods:  I thought fowl language wasn't allowed on these boards!?!  Smiley Very Happy )

 

 

 


Fowl language is okay.  Bad puns are NOT.  Consider yourself warned......Smiley Tongue



I've already slapped myself, so no squawks here...

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