I am sooooooo lucky

[sarge12]

I was thinking, I must be the luckiest person on the planet. If I just forward my calls I can actually live on a cruise ship to the Bahamas because at least 3 times a week I get a call Congratulating me  for winning one. I could probably go using a credit card that actually pays me interest, because Rachel from card holder services calls me almost daily with my second and final offer to lower my rates. I wont have to worry about my house while gone because someone calls me weekly wanting to give me a free home security system. I wont have to worry about power bills while gone either because about twice a week my home is one of the lucky few chosen to recieve free solar power panels. If my laptop has trouble, well believe it or not Microsoft actually calls me to help me straighten it out. They call me so much I am sure Bill Gates himself knows my name and I would like to talk to him about his discriminatory practice of hiring only IT techs from India. If I fall on the ship at any time I should be OK because at least once a week someone calls to give me a free medic alert system. I ought to have plenty of cash because I was actually taking Xarelto and I'm sure I'm just a phone call away from getting huge amounts of cash from that. My luck is absolutely incredible and all this has to be legit because I'm on the Do Not Call list.

[luckelle]

What a wonderful feeling it must be! # cloud9

[creditguy]

Luckier than me, all I get is calls from the IRS telling me I need to help them to help me and good luck if I don't respond. Such a nice sounding robot lady tells me this so I know they must really care.

[sarge12]

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@creditguy wrote:
Luckier than me, all I get is calls from the IRS telling me I need to help them to help me and good luck if I don't respond. Such a nice sounding robot lady tells me this so I know they must really care.

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She is not as nice sounding as Rachel...but I may be biased because Rachel calls so often I almost feel we are in a relationship. I also have one calls fairly often that is quite concerned about me dying and the high cost of my funeral. Last time I asked them could they send me the policy in overnight mail because the doctor said I needed it quick...they hung up!!!

[BeeH11]

LMAO!!! I get all those calls, from the IRS, to someone to help lower my debt rates, lower my mortgage and auto loan. I love how when I say, "what mortgage?" And then they say, the one on your home and I say "what house, I don't own a house" and then they go click!