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marty56
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Singers Who Can't Sing

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/getback/53773/singers-who-cant-sing/

 

  

Celine Dion/Michael Bolton - I'm glad I'm not the only one who would add them to a list like this.

 

LOL if  DW wanted to keep me out of Best Buy, all she would have to do as make sure they blast their music in the store when I show up.

 

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haulingthescoreup
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Oh, wow, great link, very funny!

Celine Dion has pipes, but no, repeat no, volume control. It's full blast, all the time. You gotta modulate every now and then, lady! I thought I'd go nuts when the Titanic song was being played every 5 minutes.

And yay, they listed Madonna. I'm still irritated by her doing Evita, including stealing the one song by Peron's former girlfriend, which was sung to Evita, not by her ("Another Suitcase in another Hall.")

Rod Stewart is one of the good bad singers. He knows he's awful, but that's OK, it's the performance that works. Same for Springsteen. And Dylan as they mentioned.
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marty56
Super Contributor

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@haulingthescoreup wrote:
Celine Dion has pipes, but no, repeat no, volume control. It's full blast, all the time.

She can suck a lot of air through that nose.  Mean, but I have a big nose too.

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laz98
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awww, i like all of these people.........except chris brown, i have no idea who he is!
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guiness56
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FretlessMayhem
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I can't believe they didn't list Ashley Simpson. I guess that's a known ever since that Superbowl halftime debacle she called a performance.

 

Anyone see that? It was baaaaaad. 

Here we go again...
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fused
Moderator Emeritus

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I say Ozzy can't sing
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Anonymous
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"...This is the story of Johnny Rotten."

                                  -- Neil Young

 

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Junejer
Moderator Emeritus

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I can't believe that @$$-clown mentioned Beyonce in the can't sing and tries too hard category. He/she is nuts.






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Junejer
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FretlessMayhem wrote:

I can't believe they didn't list Ashley Simpson. I guess that's a known ever since that Superbowl halftime debacle she called a performance.

 

Anyone see that? It was baaaaaad. 


You make me wanna ah ah ah ah. You make me wanna ... SCREAM. Eeeek.






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