ROTFL!!! You guys are hilarious!!!
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
The economy is so bad ,I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad that people in San Francisco can only afford Rice now; no more Roni
The economy is so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies.
The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
...I work 45 hours a week...and I got an I.O.U. as a check stub!
The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM