10-17-2011 03:43 PM
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
10-20-2011 02:06 PM
The economy is so bad ,I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
10-21-2011 09:53 AM
The economy is so bad that people in San Francisco can only afford Rice now; no more Roni
10-21-2011 12:47 PM
The economy is so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies.
10-24-2011 07:58 PM
The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
11-02-2011 02:26 PM
The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM