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Re: Toilet talk


@MattH wrote:

Actually I'm neither brilliant nor do I spend much time digging these things up, I'm just very good at using search engines. In my day job as a bioinformatician for a large pharmaceutical company I use computers to analyze vast databases looking for patterns, so in the evening using search engines to dig up factoids comes naturally to me. And I prefer web-surfing to watching TV, so the time others spend doing that I spend online. My personal laptop (I don't use the Company one for non-work-related purposes) lives on a special portable table that can be pulled right up to the living room sofa; my wife has another such tray table that can be pulled right up to her favorite chair -- though sometimes she has to displace the cat before sitting in it! Many evenings I come home to find cat fur on the keyboard of my laptop...

 

 

Message Edited by MattH on 10-24-2008 11:48 PM


HA!! Good try at modesty, Matt. But you simply can't pull it off! I've read your posts and unfortunately for you, you are brilliant! Smiley Happy

 

And um ... bioinformatician for a pharmaceuticals company? Um yeah ... if that doesn't require some pretty freaking brilliance, what does???

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@marty56 wrote:
I think its for people who cant do two things at once very well so to speak.


Ooooh!! Like people who can't rub their tummies and pat their heads?! Smiley Wink
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MattH
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Re: Toilet talk


@Anonymous wrote:

@MattH wrote:

Actually I'm neither brilliant nor do I spend much time digging these things up, I'm just very good at using search engines. In my day job as a bioinformatician for a large pharmaceutical company I use computers to analyze vast databases looking for patterns, so in the evening using search engines to dig up factoids comes naturally to me. And I prefer web-surfing to watching TV, so the time others spend doing that I spend online. My personal laptop (I don't use the Company one for non-work-related purposes) lives on a special portable table that can be pulled right up to the living room sofa; my wife has another such tray table that can be pulled right up to her favorite chair -- though sometimes she has to displace the cat before sitting in it! Many evenings I come home to find cat fur on the keyboard of my laptop...

 

 

Message Edited by MattH on 10-24-2008 11:48 PM


HA!! Good try at modesty, Matt. But you simply can't pull it off! I've read your posts and unfortunately for you, you are brilliant! Smiley Happy

 

And um ... bioinformatician for a pharmaceuticals company? Um yeah ... if that doesn't require some pretty freaking brilliance, what does???


Thanks, actually becoming a bioinformatician mostly required being a student for too much of my life, undergrad in engineering followed by a doctorate in biology and then postdoctoral work in genetics and medical informatics at a major medical school, all of which has left me knowing enough biology so the computer specialists think I'm a biologist and enough computer science so the biologists think I'm a computer expert.  Actually the main thing I do is figure out how to translate each specialty's language into what the other side can understand.

 

 

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MattH
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Re: Toilet talk

I mentioned this thread to my wife, who said as a little girl she HATED split seats because her legs were so short she had to sit on the front rim.

 

TU 791 02/11/2013, EQ 800 1/29/2011 , EX Plus FAKO 812, EX Vantage Score 955 3/19/2010 wife's EQ 9/23/2009 803
EX always was my highest when we could pull all three
Always remember: big print giveth, small print taketh away
If you dunno what tanstaafl means you must Google it
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