Very funny true story saved by credit card

[IOBA]

Well, with that new cc, you could get a few things to tide you over.    

It's a great story.  

[Anonymous]

I wish I'd refused to sign my ex-husband (then boyfriend) up for a cell phone that he "promised to pay half the bill on" in 1996, then promptly went way over the limit and said he never said he'd pay it.  That $171 was the first start down a very long and very dark rathole that I surely hope I'm out of!

[jason0618]

Wow.

[the_jan_b]

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@sarge12 wrote:

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@Justagirl73 wrote:

Sarge, you should add the rest of the Janice saga.

A week later..........

LOL 😂

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OK, about a week after she left, I came home from work to an empty trailer. Since I had not been able to get her key back yet, she had come in and stolen everything I had, including the beanie weenies...she even took my electric razor and toilet paper. It was still worth it to be rid of her. By the way...if in the future you should ask me anything about this, If you call it the Janice story, I may not know what you are talking about...I felt it was best to change the name so Janice was made up name. I also included when talking in the garden about how I would tell my friends at work that I always recieved a Christmas card from Van Camps. They did not actually send me a card, though they should have. Everything else in this story is completely true. I am sure the grocery store manager was like...what is up with all these beanie weenies flying off the shelf. I kind of wish I could have had a photo of the look on my face when I saw all those little cans of beanie weenies in the cabinet...I did not count them but 100 is not an exaggeration at all.

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Glad you said Janice was a made-up name....I was beginning to wonder why I don't remmber this (only because my real name is Janice)! LOL!!!!

[sarge12]

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@digitaldiva wrote:

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@sarge12 wrote:

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@Justagirl73 wrote:

Sarge, you should add the rest of the Janice saga.

A week later..........

LOL 😂

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OK, about a week after she left, I came home from work to an empty trailer. Since I had not been able to get her key back yet, she had come in and stolen everything I had, including the beanie weenies...she even took my electric razor and toilet paper. It was still worth it to be rid of her. By the way...if in the future you should ask me anything about this, If you call it the Janice story, I may not know what you are talking about...I felt it was best to change the name so Janice was made up name. I also included when talking in the garden about how I would tell my friends at work that I always recieved a Christmas card from Van Camps. They did not actually send me a card, though they should have. Everything else in this story is completely true. I am sure the grocery store manager was like...what is up with all these beanie weenies flying off the shelf. I kind of wish I could have had a photo of the look on my face when I saw all those little cans of beanie weenies in the cabinet...I did not count them but 100 is not an exaggeration at all.

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Glad you said Janice was a made-up name....I was beginning to wonder why I don't remmber this (only because my real name is Janice)! LOL!!!!

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Well, I do not have to worry about her reading this, as she is deceased. At least I was told by someone she was. I would not however put her real name and risk a relative of hers reading this. Probably no chance of that, but why risk it.