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Not sure! Have no kids, but people are always telling me I have a "Big head" LOL!
@MarineVietVet wrote:OK ladies is this true?
Absolutely.
In fact, the increased brain size is in direct proportion to the number of over-full laundry baskets and the layers of spit-up on shoulders. (And in hair, and on couches, and on urp towels, and on the cat, and on the bouncy chair, and on car seats, and on any other semi-stationary surface.)
It's in indirect proportion to the numbers of meals that feature scratch cooking and candles.
After all of those years, I thought it was other things that grew bigger on my wife when she had our children.
Wait a minute, BRAINS? I thought we only had one brain? After childbirth,I did not choose to enhance my brains!!
@Imhotrodcrazy wrote:After all of those years, I thought it was other things that grew bigger on my wife when she had our children.
Danger Will Robinson, Danger Will Robinson.
@marty56 wrote:
@Imhotrodcrazy wrote:After all of those years, I thought it was other things that grew bigger on my wife when she had our children.
Danger Will Robinson, Danger Will Robinson.
I remember watching that program, Lost In Space. I always liked the robot.
@haulingthescoreup wrote:
@MarineVietVet wrote:OK ladies is this true?
Absolutely.
In fact, the increased brain size is in direct proportion to the number of over-full laundry baskets and the layers of spit-up on shoulders. (And in hair, and on couches, and on urp towels, and on the cat, and on the bouncy chair, and on car seats, and on any other semi-stationary surface.)
It's in indirect proportion to the numbers of meals that feature scratch cooking and candles.
Don't forget the increase in proportion to the number of diapers! With number 3 still in diapers, and the recent birth of number 4, I have recently been recruited by MENSA to give the keynote speech at the convention early next year...
If only I had a brain...