To Amex Card holders:
Yo lendah so mean that wheneva you try to consumate the relationship, it breaks-up wit ya ova a lousy phone call 
To Cap one card holders:
Yo lendah so scared that wheneva you give it a call, it just says "not now" and hangs-up.
To GEMB card holders:
Yo lendah so cheap that it falls in love with anyone wit a landline
Bring it on peeps! 