Tuscani wrote:
The simulators are to be used as a guide only.
Which is a terribly polite way of saying they are (expletive deleted) awful
Whenever I used them they were amazingly generous in what they promised, and waaaaaaay off the mark
The slide from grace is really more like gliding
And I've found the trick is not to stop the sliding
But to find a graceful way of staying slid
