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    <title>topic Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button in Credit Cards</title>
    <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153107#M322032</link>
    <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@BadCredBen wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;i had no monkey lol.... just colorful&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;Look up.. there is a joke flying over your head :-)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:21:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1152887#M321947</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Hey, they upgraded the Capital One Modify Your Features button.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;(see how many times the monkey pushes the button)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;It looks cool, bit it still does the same thing when you push it. LOL&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:15:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1152887#M321947</guid>
      <dc:creator>minimock</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T09:15:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153001#M321986</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I don't know what you're talking about.&amp;nbsp; I checked and it's the same as it was yesterday.&amp;nbsp; What upgrade are you referring to?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mine always just comes back with:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;"No offers are currently available for this sad-a$$ account.&amp;nbsp; It's possible that your account status is set to "loser" or that you will never be able to make changes to this account.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;We periodically update offers to this account (like once every ice age), so please check back during the next century.&amp;nbsp; Thanks for being a Capital One training-wheels-level cardholder!"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:02:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153001#M321986</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T14:02:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153003#M321987</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;I don't know what you're talking about.&amp;nbsp; I checked and it's the same as it was yesterday.&amp;nbsp; What upgrade are you referring to?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mine always just comes back with:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;"No offers are currently available for this sad-a$$ account.&amp;nbsp; It's possible that your account status is set to "loser" or that you will never be able to make changes to this account.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;We periodically update offers to this account (like once every ice age), so please check back during the next century.&amp;nbsp; Thanks for being a Capital One training-wheels-level cardholder!"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;LOL!&amp;nbsp; Darn it.&amp;nbsp; My cap one accounts must be set to "loser" as well...&amp;nbsp; &lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:05:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153003#M321987</guid>
      <dc:creator>tcbofade</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T14:05:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153045#M322003</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Dude I swear, they did it in flash or some sort of AJAX, with new funky rolling arrows and different colors.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Maybe its a gradual thing, i dunno, but the result is the same LOL&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:46:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153045#M322003</guid>
      <dc:creator>minimock</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T14:46:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153057#M322007</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Mine was different as well, lots of blue and yellow colors....&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;But once again i got the same message and the big ole middle finger from cap 1 lol....&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:52:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153057#M322007</guid>
      <dc:creator>GoodCredBen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T14:52:48Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153077#M322017</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Thats odd I did not see a monkey either however there is a new flash pop-up&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153077#M322017</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:06:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153081#M322019</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;i had no monkey lol.... just colorful&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:07:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153081#M322019</guid>
      <dc:creator>GoodCredBen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:07:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153107#M322032</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@BadCredBen wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;i had no monkey lol.... just colorful&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;Look up.. there is a joke flying over your head :-)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153107#M322032</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:21:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153119#M322036</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;/me puts dumb face on &lt;img id="smileysad" class="emoticon emoticon-smileysad" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif" alt="Smiley Sad" title="Smiley Sad" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:31:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153119#M322036</guid>
      <dc:creator>GoodCredBen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:31:56Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153125#M322039</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;No dumb face! &amp;nbsp;I think the OP was indicating that the monkey pressing the button was us&amp;nbsp;&lt;img id="smileyvery-happy" class="emoticon emoticon-smileyvery-happy" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif" alt="Smiley Very Happy" title="Smiley Very Happy" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:35:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153125#M322039</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:35:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153129#M322041</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;lol of course &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:38:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153129#M322041</guid>
      <dc:creator>GoodCredBen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:38:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153141#M322045</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I'm so literal-minded I thought there was actually going to be a monkey on the upgraded feature.&amp;nbsp; Like one of those slot machines where you press the lever and see what you get.&amp;nbsp; In my case it was three bananas.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileyhappy" class="emoticon emoticon-smileyhappy" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif" alt="Smiley Happy" title="Smiley Happy" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:44:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153141#M322045</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:44:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153143#M322046</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;LOL you got a bump??? lucky! and i am very literal as well hahahaha&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:45:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153143#M322046</guid>
      <dc:creator>GoodCredBen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:45:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153149#M322047</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;No, three bananas is the booby prize.&amp;nbsp; It says, "Your new interest rate is 5.99% plus the primate."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:49:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153149#M322047</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T15:49:47Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153189#M322063</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;No, three bananas is the booby prize.&amp;nbsp; It says, "Your new interest rate is 5.99% plus the primate."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;oh thats good I came up with nothing, I too was thinking a Monkey but I get it now we are the monkey&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:14:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153189#M322063</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T16:14:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153233#M322075</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@BadCredBen wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;i had no monkey lol.... just colorful&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;Look up.. there is a joke flying over your head :-)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileyvery-happy" class="emoticon emoticon-smileyvery-happy" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif" alt="Smiley Very Happy" title="Smiley Very Happy" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153233#M322075</guid>
      <dc:creator>LS2982</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T16:38:17Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153451#M322123</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;I don't know what you're talking about.&amp;nbsp; I checked and it's the same as it was yesterday.&amp;nbsp; What upgrade are you referring to?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mine always just comes back with:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;"No offers are currently available for this sad-a$$ account.&amp;nbsp; It's possible that your account status is set to "loser" or that you will never be able to make changes to this account.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;We periodically update offers to this account (like once every ice age), so please check back during the next century.&amp;nbsp; Thanks for being a Capital One training-wheels-level cardholder!"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;LOL&lt;img id="smileyvery-happy" class="emoticon emoticon-smileyvery-happy" src="https://ficoforums.myfico.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif" alt="Smiley Very Happy" title="Smiley Very Happy" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:54:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153451#M322123</guid>
      <dc:creator>learnin113</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T17:54:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153471#M322125</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;No, three bananas is the booby prize.&amp;nbsp; It says, "Your new interest rate is 5.99% plus the primate."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;You are in a room with three monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, and the other has nothing. Which primate is the smartest?&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:04:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153471#M322125</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T18:04:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153495#M322128</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Depending on your circumstances, I think a flying pig appears in place of a monkey.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:15:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153495#M322128</guid>
      <dc:creator>DonDraper</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T18:15:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Upgraded Capital One Monkey button</title>
      <link>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153557#M322140</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;@Anonymous wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;No, three bananas is the booby prize.&amp;nbsp; It says, "Your new interest rate is 5.99% plus the primate."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;You are in a room with three monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, and the other has nothing. Which primate is the smartest?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;I'd like to think I'm the smartest one, but that definitely isn't guaranteed!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:41:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://ficoforums.myfico.com/t5/Credit-Cards/Upgraded-Capital-One-Monkey-button/m-p/1153557#M322140</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-01-10T18:41:25Z</dc:date>
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