topic Re: How do I destroy my CSP? in Credit Cards

How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:56:39 GMT

Almost everything I have leaves my home shredded up.....but my shredder can't shred my CSP! I laughed out loud when I tried and the shredder basically cried in protest, any thoughts on how to securely destroy this card? FYI I'm destroying it because I received a replacement: the Palladium! *sigh* just kidding. The strip wasn't working well 😔

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

SamsungHDTV — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:01:22 GMT

Take it to your local Chase branch and tell them, "throw this in your shred bin". They'll put it in their shred bin, and it gets picked up by a company who does their secure shredding.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:07:39 GMT

Ahh ok, though I feel weird handing over my card to a teller. My replacement has the same numbers.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

SamsungHDTV — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:11:31 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Ahh ok, though I feel weird handing over my card to a teller. My replacement has the same numbers.

Maybe you're just being a paranoid parot lol. I'm sure it'll be fine, besides chase has 0% liability if someone tries any funny business.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

p- — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:11:46 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Almost everything I have leaves my home shredded up.....but my shredder can't shred my CSP! I laughed out loud when I tried and the shredder basically cried in protest, any thoughts on how to securely destroy this card? FYI I'm destroying it because I received a replacement: the Palladium! *sigh* just kidding. The strip wasn't working well 😔

One does not simply shred a CSP. It must be taken into a Chase Branch, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. Or use tin snips.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Leadberry — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:12:25 GMT

Do you own any power tools?

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

londonhogfan — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:19:45 GMT

This is what I take to all my credit cards. I bet it would work for the CSP.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/t/100060795?productId=100060795&storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&ci_sku=100060795&ci_kw=%7bkeyword%7d&kwd=%7bkeyword%7d&cm_mmc=shopping%2d%5f%2dgoogleads%2d%5f%2dpla%2d%5f%2d100060795&ci_gpa=pla#.USubNaXcHIY

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:25:57 GMT

You can request to have a prepaid mailer sent to you. Or tin snips.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:30:13 GMT

@p- wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
Almost everything I have leaves my home shredded up.....but my shredder can't shred my CSP! I laughed out loud when I tried and the shredder basically cried in protest, any thoughts on how to securely destroy this card? FYI I'm destroying it because I received a replacement: the Palladium! *sigh* just kidding. The strip wasn't working well 😔
One does not simply shred a CSP. It must be taken into a Chase Branch, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. Or use tin snips.

*claps slowly while standing up*

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

_jb_ — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:38:26 GMT

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

chnceit — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:38:59 GMT

Chase sends a prepaid envelope to send back to them for your card to be destroyed because they sent me one when my AU's name was spelled wrong. Just call them or go in to a branch.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

mxp114 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:45:13 GMT

I happen to have one of the envelopes, you can just ship it at your expense to:

SHIPPING RETURNS

PO BOX 6184

WESTERVILLE OH 43086-9913

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

p- — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:56:59 GMT

Mickey11 wrote: *claps slowly while standing up*

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

FutureBillionaire — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:09:42 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Almost everything I have leaves my home shredded up.....but my shredder can't shred my CSP! I laughed out loud when I tried and the shredder basically cried in protest, any thoughts on how to securely destroy this card? FYI I'm destroying it because I received a replacement: the Palladium! *sigh* just kidding. The strip wasn't working well 😔

You must cast it into the lake of fire. Only there can it be destroyed.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

FutureBillionaire — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:20:37 GMT

@p- wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
Almost everything I have leaves my home shredded up.....but my shredder can't shred my CSP! I laughed out loud when I tried and the shredder basically cried in protest, any thoughts on how to securely destroy this card? FYI I'm destroying it because I received a replacement: the Palladium! *sigh* just kidding. The strip wasn't working well 😔
One does not simply shred a CSP. It must be taken into a Chase Branch, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. Or use tin snips.

#LordoftheRings

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

firstladyd — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:37:42 GMT

Claps slowly while standing up. Thanks for the smile

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:53:57 GMT

If you can make it through the dark forest and cross the River Isen, and get past the hordes guarding Mordor, you must cast it in the fires of Mount Doom. Only then can the precious be destroy!

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

p- — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:14:41 GMT

@firstladyd wrote:
Claps slowly while standing up. Thanks for the smile

Anytime...

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:19:19 GMT

Acetylene torch should do the trick.

Re: How do I destroy my CSP?

LS2982 — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 01:51:17 GMT

The Blender!!!

Even the Cent couldnt hold up to it!!