topic Re: Club U🧦 in SmorgasBoard

Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:19:01 GMT

Welcome to club U🧦, a @Remedios Enterprises establishment. Grand opening tonight at 9pm PST

CREDIT RESTRICTIONS: Median FICO mortgage score of 700. VantageScore will be considered as long as you don't qualify for Credit One. Men that don't qualify can recon if they have nice assets. Women can't be prettier than the owner.

COVER CHARGE: $50 in cashback or loyalty points equivalent. We accept cash, UR, MR, PayPal, Samsung Pay, and ApplePay (3% surcharge)

Music will be provided by DJ @Adkins no requests please. If you would like to guest DJ, please see the General Manager.

DRINK SPECIALS:

The Nordstrom - Vodka, white rum, silver tequila, triple Sec, a splash of cola and lemon.

The Delta Run - Classic Gin and tonic

The Triple Pull - 1 sugar cube, 5 dashes Peychaud's bitters, eye whiskey, absinthe, and lemon peel

The Adios Myficoer - Vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curacao, Sweet and sour, 7-up®

The 5/24 - Classic dry martini

Bottle service: 3 bottle minimum (0% financing available for well qualified patrons)

Re: Club U🧦

Remedios — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:22:44 GMT

I'm simultaneously filled with love and hate for you 😂😂😂

I give it 1 hr before it gets locked

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:25:35 GMT

@Remedios wrote:
I'm simultaneously filled with love and hate for you 😂😂😂

I give it 1 hr before it gets locked

I have all the proper paperwork and permits in order.

Re: Club U🧦

Remedios — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:30:12 GMT

Hopefully there will be a limo to take us to HR.

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:37:27 GMT

Limo service is reserved for VIP guests only. And this is Smorg. I don't see how this will land us in HR.

Re: Club U🧦

Remedios — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 16:50:12 GMT

Socks are classy blue on my phone, but broke 'ish yellow on laptop

Do I need to pick up some chips?

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:08:10 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:08:46 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:09:19 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:10:20 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:10:51 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KltHK5xo6pg

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:12:10 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu3FTEmN-eg

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:12:46 GMT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwH3FC57fYg

Re: Club U🧦

Adkins — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 17:13:19 GMT

* leaves it running on random play*

Re: Club U🧦

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:10:35 GMT

@Remedios wrote:
I'm simultaneously filled with love and hate for you 😂😂😂

I give it 1 hr before it gets locked

I cannot express how much I love this topic as a whole and this comment.

Re: Club U🧦

tcbofade — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:19:26 GMT

Good luck! Have a happy.

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:25:55 GMT

https://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:29:23 GMT

https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:29:56 GMT

https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8

Re: Club U🧦

Brian_Earl_Spilner — Sat, 19 Oct 2019 18:41:12 GMT

https://youtu.be/SgM3r8xKfGE