@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
You guys crack me up! 
But I still think this whole thing is crazy. I sure would like to know where this employee got their training in forensic voice analysis. First they started with insane verification questions, and now they have voice matching capabilities, I wonder what comes next?
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
You guys crack me up!
“Please stand by for DNA gene sequence mapping… Thank you for your interest in Barclay. We are unable to extend a credit account to you for the following reason: Your family tree has no branches.” 
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
Yes you have addressed all my concerns and I would like to make a recommendation: Go p - - s up a rope. (LOL)
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
Yes you have addressed all my concerns and I would like to make a recommendation: Go p - - s up a rope. (LOL)
Hahahaha!!!
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
You guys crack me up!
If i had to guess probably a pee test. (LOL)
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
@MyLoFICO wrote:Wait...I don't think you are the one who started this thread. Your typing is...different and doesn't match your original post.
Is there anything I can do like get a keystroke logger so I can type in exactly what i did in the last post? (LOL)
Maybe..but then again, a fraud might easily offer the same thing..perhaps a little too easily. Nope, sorry, we already alerted the world of banks to your shenanigans. You have been flagged as fraud by all banks and will never have so much as a prepaid card from any bank. This conversation is OVER.
Oh, and thank you for your interest in Barclay products, you may be asked to participate in a brief survey after this call, have I addressed all your concerns today?
You guys crack me up!
“Please stand by for DNA gene sequence mapping… Thank you for your interest in Barclay. We are unable to extend a credit account to you for the following reason: Your family tree has no branches.”
Next they will want a retina scan.