Almost 4 days of nothing from the 'processor" I thought I was going to get "Clear to Close NO conditions. No dice. At 4:58 on a friday I was playing Call of Duty when my Iphone beeped with incoming email. I was gonna ignore it, but saw it was from the "processor" so backed out of the online game while my team was ahead. Sacriledge.
"Email from the "processor" this late on FRIDAY?? This can't be good" It read the following-
"XXXX Mortgage Company is pleased to advise your request for a loan in the amount of xxxxxx on the above referenced property has been conditionaly approved. We still need the items below in order to close your loan by the scheduled closing date."
They want a LOE on some additional addresses with my name.
I have a inquiry from Chase, they want to know what thats about. Back in Jan and Feb I app and recieved a Chase Freedom and AARP. Those accounts are showing in my CR. Did he not see them? I just have to confirm the inquiry led to the accounts. The balances on both cards are less than 25 dollars as I type this. My plan is to print out the statements and send them in.
I have 2 routine papers to sign. Something about the Patriot Act, and a URLA. I don't even know what a urla is. My job is to print them, sign them, return via scanned email.
So I got off real easy.
I called my DW at the office. "They finally got me" (the loan is my name only, but thats a whole nother thread)
"WHO DID?"
"The "processor" and the undertaker, I mean underwriter"
"Conditions??"
"Oh ye of little faith, they are simple. Gotta sign 2 papers, confirm I have 2 kinda new credit cards. But the main thing was they said I use to live in Las Vegas"
"You bought a house in VEGAS?!!!??!!??"
" LMAO Nooooooooooo, but somebody with a name like mine did, they just wanna make sure that ain't me"
"how ya gonna do that?"
"they sent me this paper to sign and I circle yes or no. I sign it and circle no and send it back"
I'm going to get my best friend since Jr High to sign this letter I'm writing stating I've been living here for 38 years. Only lived in 2 houses last 49 years. I left my boyhood home for this home when we married, I guess the undertaker doesn't believe that.
Time is getting short here on Primrose Dr. They delivered the POD yesterday. We have to be out by June1 and my closing is June 19. It looks like extended stay for a few weeks. I have to find a place for my motorcycles.
We ate at home tonight, I looked over the table to her, the table that has been here since day 1 and said. "I have no place for my motorcycles"
"just go rent a storage thing"
"but then we're seperated, and I won't be able to go out and look at them when I want"
Tomororw we start loading the POD, our last night here is scheduled for next wed. 
We have to be in Mobile next Friday for my son who is in a big function, so we have to finish here early. He is coming in Saturday to help us move. He hasn't tawked much about the move, and in fact only seen the new build once. I know how I feel about the home I grew up in Virginia. I was 11 when we moved to Alabama. I didn't want to leave. It was a big adjustment, but our lives changed for the better when we arrived. But I never forgot that house. In fact, whenever a motorcycle trip come within 200 miles of Norfolk, I go by my old house and neighborhood, and eat a Hot Dog at the place my dad use to take us.
I know how my son feels about this place. He is 35, and left it long ago, but it will always be home to him. I guess it fitting he is returning for the final departure.
...something is fishy here, eh ...I'm pretty well convinced that no other living soul on earth would admit to being named "BamaGuy" ...and the Henderson County, NV property records sure don't show one either ...think your wife may be on to something ...I mean, "Mrs BamaGuy"? ...c'mon 
