Garden Club - August 2019

[Adkins]

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@kilroy8 wrote:

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@Adkins wrote:

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@expatCanuck wrote:
Good afternoon, campers.
Lunch is more better when you've missed breakfast.

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There's a meeting at 2:30pm today, management will bring either pizza or donuts. 

I want 🍕

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Upper mgmt:  "You have to have a meeting to announce budget cuts."

Middle mgmt: "That will hurt employee morale."

Upper mgmt: "Bring pizza or donuts."

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Exactly! The morning meeting got breakfast tacos. 

[M_Smart007]

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@K-in-Boston wrote:

Why not both?

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Look's like something Brian would put Cheetos on?

[K-in-Boston]

He’s a good eater, bless his heart.

[bluntco]

Work is more than half over.
I didn't sleep well last night. I kept having nightmares in between my coughing attacks.
Nightmare #1 ... that my DD is going to try to kill me on the drive home
Nightmare #2... that my DD is going to take off with my car and wallet and leave me stranded somewhere I dont belong
Im not afraid of her, I'm afraid of the unknown
It's been suggested that I start using Samsung Pay instead of taking actual cc with
And to wear the keys around my neck even sleeping
Also I've been offered sleeping pills to give her and not to let her drive at all
Everything is a good option, except the Samsung Pay...I don't know how to do that! How do you buy gas?
I know y'all have the answers....

[M_Smart007]

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@bluntco wrote:
Work is more than half over.
I didn't sleep well last night. I kept having nightmares in between my coughing attacks.
Nightmare #1 ... that my DD is going to try to kill me on the drive home
Nightmare #2... that my DD is going to take off with my car and wallet and leave me stranded somewhere I dont belong
Im not afraid of her, I'm afraid of the unknown
It's been suggested that I start using Samsung Pay instead of taking actual cc with
And to wear the keys around my neck even sleeping
Also I've been offered sleeping pills to give her and not to let her drive at all
Everything is a good option, except the Samsung Pay...I don't know how to do that! How do you buy gas?
I know y'all have the answers....

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Sorry you are going through all of this

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One suggestion if I may, carry a physical card in case your phone were to die, get stolen or any other mishap.

It happened to a friend, He was stranded. No Bueno

[Adkins]

Meeting over with. I am full with two chocolate chip cookies. 🍪🍪

[Adkins]

(I already ate them, so I can't share.)

[Anonymous]

The one thing I dislike about new-agey feeling companies is open floor plans. Under this logic,  our entire legal function must live in the middle of a floor full of people. It's absolutely insane. That is my rant of the day. 

[M_Smart007]

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@Adkins wrote:

(I already ate them, so I can't share.)

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UncleB is almost here, And you have no cookies to share  ..

[Anonymous]

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@M_Smart007 wrote:

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@calyx wrote:

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@kilroy8 wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

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@kilroy8 wrote:

64 teddy bear tabs?

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You're way ahead of me. I thought they were chicken fried steaks 

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Best of both worlds. 

Gravy not optional.

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MyFICO's/M_Smart007's 2019 version of the Rorschach test.

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Had to look that one up Rorschach test

Not that "Smart"  ..Yo

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@M_Smart007you are senior enough to probably having taken the Rorschart Ink Blot Test in your great life time? The testers were looking for your sanity (hmm)? You probably know about Freud's: Id, Ego, and Super Ego! Private consulting is available! A trip to your too hot Arizona may be out but, a cooler place would be good ... was 55 F last night ... Aw