@Anonymous your story reminds me of a "dumb" I did back in 1985! My neighbor and I chased a five finger tornado working it's way along the river in my Ford 4X4 (tough or so we thought). We were both drunk on beer and our wives did not know we left until after. Passed the Police, Fire and others who let us through? Why? All I know is we were darn lucky not to get sucked up in the tornado. Both of us slid by with our lives and got grounded and no beer. Life was heck sober!!! DUMB! 
Oh today we could have worked for the Weather Channel as storm chasers but alas, not in 1985?
Oh today we could have worked for the Weather Channel as storm chasers but alas, not in 1985?
@UncleB"If you want to really get the party started, get booze that would make me appear attractive... Everclear is a good start."
Or, for the daring and brave some good ole fashion Kentucky "Moonshine" fresh distilled while the law enforcement is looking for you (adds extra flavor). 
@UncleB wrote:
@M_Smart007 wrote:Hi there, @M_Smart007!
Oh my gosh ... I think I know that person who disappeared a few days back so as if to never return!
@kilroy8 wrote:My ex-DW used to watch that Millionaire Matchmaker show.
Everyone on it made my skin crawl. The guys, the girls, and mostly the lady that ran it all.
Creepers, the lot of them.
@kilroy8know how to get you jump started with your very own spot on the 'Jerry Springer Show'! Now there you can take in lot's of scenery
@Anonymous wrote:It's 🥓 time 🤗🤗🤗
Breakfast burrito here.
Good morning, Garden.
And sorry to hear about the lawn mower, @Anonymous.