Garden Club - October 2019

[Meanmchine]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

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I would hire some one like ticket clinic?   

Many moons  ago DW was hit by a school bus. The driver lied and the county would not pay.   After much argument our insurance paid it as a comp claim for the damage to DW car several thousand so it did not count .   Bus paid their own    Due to other connections bus driver was no longer a bus driver after that either.  They fired bus driver for lieing to cops. Kids testified against bus driver but stll no $$$    

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Shoulda fired your lawyer

[Remedios]

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@simplynoir wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

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Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month

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I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

[Anonymous]

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@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

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@Meanmchine wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

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Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking

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As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.

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I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 

[SEAlifer]

This guy had all of the moves

[Meanmchine]

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@Remedios wrote:

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@simplynoir wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

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Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month

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I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

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My brother once hit a senior citizen tour bus

[Remedios]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

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Same. The not celebrating October part yet. Not the crashing into ambulances. 

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Ymm, I did it in September.  Like 3 hrs ago

[SEAlifer]

Move with the music!

[simplynoir]

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@Remedios wrote:

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@simplynoir wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

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Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month

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I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

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Might as well go full yolo, buy a tank, and just take a cruise down the highway like a GTA character in Los Santos

[Meanmchine]

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@Meanmchine wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

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@simplynoir wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

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Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month

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I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

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My brother once hit a senior citizen tour bus

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They were going from Far Rockaway to Atlantic City

[Remedios]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

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@Meanmchine wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

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Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking

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As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.

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I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 

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Technically they backed into me because there was a median and they wanted to make a U turn but....

....street cred, yo!