Sly, you know I love you to pieces, but I gotta do this -- it's for your own good:
SMACK!!!!!!
Stop it, now, you hear?! You've done GREAT and you don't need to be worrying about what might happen 6 months from now!! You deserve BETTER than that. And I am NOT going to let you ruin your own victory celebration!!
Now you march your patootie into the kitchen and make yourself a naughty, sinfully delicious chocolate sundae (WITH sprinkles) and gorge yourself silly. Or whatever men do to celebrate. You've earned it!!!!
And if those butt-nuggets even think about coming back, I'll spank them with a wooden spoon (that I accidentally nailed a few spikes into -- whoops!!)! >
You pat yourself on the back now, y'hear?!
Seriously, congrats, Sly!!! WTG!!!! W00t!! W00t!!!