I just Opted In.
I so want CCC telemarketers to call me.
"So, umm, if I apply, how would I go about paying my bill when it comes?" They respond. "Hmmm, I see. Well, my reason for asking is you see I've got a bunch of Disney Dollars."
"So, ah, in theory, I mean, just hypothetically speaking and all, if I filed for bankruptcy, would I still have to pay you the balance on the card? Again, just a hypothetical here."
"I can pay the bill in full with an IOU, right? I mean that's legally binding and all. There won't be any interest."
"Can you guarantee me that when I call customer service I will be connected with someone in Bangalore? You see I follow cricket, and I was hoping I'd be able to call up and find out the scores anytime."
"My probation officer said I have to list him as a joint account holder. Otherwise he's gonna violate me and send me back inside."
"Can I add my wife to the card as an authorized user?" They respond. "OK, great. Now, what if I also add my girlfriend to the card as an authorized user. Is there any way that my wife would be able to call up, review the charges made, or see the names of other authorized users?"
"Do I have to use my own social security number when I apply, or can it be someone else's?"