Well, I'm confident that you'll be so impressed with my sweet YourBank® Black card, you will respect my identity. Never mind it's expired.
Sincerely,
N. Surname
@Uborrow-Upay wrote:Excellent post, Marine!
And, nice to see you again!
Hello to you too!
I'm not online as often as I once was. Real life seems to keep getting in the way. 
And I must confess I was alerted to that article by someone else.
I'm sorry your identity is expired...but, I'm glad that the card is still good.
So is the 62" flatscreen I just ordered!
Thanks, Mr. Surname!!
(P.S. - Nice post, BTW. I enjoy your humor. I mostly just read posts now, and don't post much of anything myself. Now that I think about that, nothing's changed.)
@MarineVietVet wrote:
@Uborrow-Upay wrote:Excellent post, Marine!
And, nice to see you again!
Hello to you too!
I'm not online as often as I once was. Real life seems to keep getting in the way.
And I must confess I was alerted to that article by someone else.
Life seems to do that once in a while, doesn't it?
Keep on smilin' thru it all.
And as you go thru life, with that smile on your face, you'll be amazed at the many strangers who will walk up to you and say, "What's so funny?" (belligerently) , and then you've either got to hit 'em or make 'em sandwiches.
(Sigh)
@Anonymous wrote:Well, I'm confident that you'll be so impressed with my sweet YourBank® Black card, you will respect my identity. Never mind it's expired.
@Uborrow-Upay wrote:I'm sorry your identity is expired...but, I'm glad that the card is still good.
Ah! Sometimes I forget my subject-verb agreements. They argue a lot.
EDIT: Marine, it goes without saying we're glad to see you!