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nothingman02
Valued Contributor

I wanna be a moderator too..

How do I become one? Smiley Happy
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MidnightVoice
Super Contributor

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..


nothingman02 wrote:

 

 I wanna be a moderator too..


How do I become one? Smiley Happy


Step one - give up most of your real life

 

Step two - reach 5000 plus posts, ensuring that no more than 46.65% are useless.

 

Step three - get a second mortgage to bribe the Admins

 

Step four - get a third mortgage to bribe the Mods

 

 

Smiley Very Happy

The slide from grace is really more like gliding
And I've found the trick is not to stop the sliding
But to find a graceful way of staying slid
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llecs
Moderator Emeritus

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..


MidnightVoice wrote:

nothingman02 wrote:

 

 I wanna be a moderator too..


How do I become one? Smiley Happy


Step one - give up most of your real life

 

Step two - reach 5000 plus posts, ensuring that no more than 46.65% are useless.

 

Step three - get a second mortgage to bribe the Admins

 

Step four - get a third mortgage to bribe the Mods

 

 

Smiley Very Happy




LOL! Where does the koolaid come into all of this?
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Donks3369
Established Contributor

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..

Oh, and you need to learn key phrases such as "Where did you pull your scores from?" and "Here is the difference between SOL and CRTP."

 

What are some others I'm missing?Smiley Very Happy

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fused
Moderator Emeritus

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..

Start buying beer for the mods.Smiley Happy
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haulingthescoreup
Moderator Emerita

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..

If suddenly awakened by a fire at 2 a.m., be fully ready to explain to the firefighter carrying you down the ladder the difference between FAKO's and FICO's, when you GW and when you PFD, and how to reduce the scoring hit from util. (Note that you must be upside down while doing this.)

Extra points for being able to recite all the TOS and User Guidelines to the dog on the firetruck!


eta: Oh, yes, and the beer thing too.
Message Edited by haulingthescoreup on 03-18-2009 02:33 PM
* Credit is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master. * Who's the boss --you or your credit?
FICO's: EQ 781 - TU 793 - EX 779 (from PSECU) - Done credit hunting; having fun with credit gardening. - EQ 590 on 5/14/2007
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MidnightVoice
Super Contributor

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..


@haulingthescoreup wrote:
If suddenly awakened by a fire at 2 a.m., be fully ready to explain to the firefighter carrying you down the ladder the difference between FAKO's and FICO's, when you GW and when you PFD, and how to reduce the scoring hit from util. (Note that you must be upside down while doing this.)

Extra points for being able to recite all the TOS and User Guidelines to the dog on the firetruck!


eta: Oh, yes, and the beer thing too.

Don't forget - must be able to recite the 12 steps  Smiley Very Happy

The slide from grace is really more like gliding
And I've found the trick is not to stop the sliding
But to find a graceful way of staying slid
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nothingman02
Valued Contributor

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..

Hmm...can we substitute everything with beer? I know a buddy whos got a bottleshop. I will fix his credit for him Smiley Happy
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haulingthescoreup
Moderator Emerita

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..


nothingman02 wrote:
Hmm...can we substitute everything with beer? I know a buddy whos got a bottleshop. I will fix his credit for him Smiley Happy

Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one...
* Credit is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master. * Who's the boss --you or your credit?
FICO's: EQ 781 - TU 793 - EX 779 (from PSECU) - Done credit hunting; having fun with credit gardening. - EQ 590 on 5/14/2007
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fishbjc
Senior Contributor

Re: I wanna be a moderator too..

I'm a mod on another board (not credit related) and I'm really over people whining, moaning, complaining and biotching.  I dislike mean people and really find this whole thing to be a PITA.  You can have it.Smiley Mad
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