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Garden Club - October 2019

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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@dberryhill wrote:

@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@Meanmchine wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking


As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.


I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 


Your honor, I would like to have my client's statement stricken from the record. It was done under duress. I intend to prove that my client was taken advantage of and manipulated into confessing because of the fact that English is not her native language. 








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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@macinjosh  wrote:

 

See you all in October

Probably in December  ..lol

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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@dberryhill wrote:

@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@Meanmchine wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking


As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.


I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 


Your honor, I would like to have my client's statement stricken from the record. It was done under duress. I intend to prove that my client was taken advantage of and manipulated into confessing because of the fact that English is not her native language. 


I think you'd be more successful with an "ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws" defense.

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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month


I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

 

 


Might as well go full yolo, buy a tank, and just take a cruise down the highway like a GTA character in Los Santos


It's been done.

 

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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@dberryhill wrote:

@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@dberryhill wrote:

@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@Meanmchine wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking


As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.


I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 


Your honor, I would like to have my client's statement stricken from the record. It was done under duress. I intend to prove that my client was taken advantage of and manipulated into confessing because of the fact that English is not her native language. 


I think you'd be more successful with an "ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws" defense.


Wouldn't fly cause there's no white claws to buy

 

I rest my case








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Message 55 of 3,382
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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
While I did bump into ambulance, I dont have a concussion so I know it's not October but I'll pretend with the rest of you

Your west coast shenanigans smh. It better be what it's all cracked up to be when I'm there at the end of the month


I already took out ambulance 

If you wanna outdo me, its gotta be fire truck 

 

 


Might as well go full yolo, buy a tank, and just take a cruise down the highway like a GTA character in Los Santos


It's been done.

 

7laugrfEBiPukjKQNOC4Yf5zg-fvKsA_CZwdGkE5_zA.jpg


Thank you youtube lol. More recent happening

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFnmTgi0tOw

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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@M_Smart007 wrote:

@macinjosh  wrote:

 

See you all in October

Probably in December  ..lol


Good night Mac




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Re: Garden Club - October 2019

Gonna call it a night too.  Cyaz all in the morning




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>09/2019 CCT EX 829 TU 848 EQ 837
Jack Webb: "That figures. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now, is that about it?"
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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@dberryhill wrote:

@Brian_Earl_Spilner wrote:

@Meanmchine wrote:

@Remedios wrote:
I rear ended ambulance

- 500 ficos

That's all

Maybe you can plea bargin it down to simple Jaywalking


As her e-ttorney, I'm advising her to not respond to this on the grounds that it may incriminate her.


I mean, she just sort of like...admitted it. Pretty incriminating. Best bet now is an Alford plea or something. 


Your honor, I would like to have my client's statement stricken from the record. It was done under duress. I intend to prove that my client was taken advantage of and manipulated into confessing because of the fact that English is not her native language. 


That defense might run into problems when they notice that her English is better than all of the native speakers in the room! Smiley Very Happy

 

It might be PITA, but she'll beat it.  I had a couple like that 'back in the day' that took up my time but they didn't get my money (and more importantly, no points).

Message 59 of 3,382
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Re: Garden Club - October 2019


@K-in-Boston wrote:

Happy October, everyone!  It’s been 5 months today since I last opened a new account and tomorrow will be 4 months since my last HP.  Gold Spade here I come!

 

Going to take this month to examine my hotel and airline strategy for 2020, and card lineup in general.


Please let me know what our plans are as soon as you figure it out! 😝

 

Happy Oct everyone! 

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