Murdering the English language

[Anonymous]

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@MattH wrote:

Nine cities where moida is unhoida Jun 14, 2008

... New York's safe, but not this safe: There are nine big cities in the United States where not a single murder occurred last year...

I do tend to take things literally :-)

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  Ya think?

[MidnightVoice]

Spring is sprung

Da flowers is riz

Da boids is on da wing

But dat's absoid

I always thought da wings was on da boid

[Anonymous]

[MattH]

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@MidnightVoice wrote:

Spring is sprung

Da flowers is riz

Da boids is on da wing

But dat's absoid

I always thought da wings was on da boid

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Is the boid flying down thoity-thoid street?