News Release!
New York, April 1, 2010.
The male enhancement icon, EXtends, announced today that it has entered into a marketing agreement with Fair Isaac to market, soley by way of cable television channel 319, the new FICO-enhancement product, intiially to be alled "FICOFF."
At least in tele commercials, it is "guaranted to enhance that certain portion of a male's anatomy," presumably the dolety mental resitance of males to pay debt on time without a new pick up truck, and to do a Mongolian read of their credit reports.
The product carries the followiing disclaimers:
Not to be used or handled by any intellegent male.
Not to be ingested by any female, less acute symptoms of expiration of credit cards may result, followed by spousal death.
