Tuesday’s fail: new roof rack came in for the 4Runner and SUV will no longer fit in the garage. Womp womp womp.
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@Remedios wrote:
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@Remedios wrote:
Credit news..scores went up a bit.
Life news: I actually slept whole night, so that was nice. Went to brush my teeth BEFORE having coffee. Toothpaste tasted horrible. I think I used half a bottle of Listerine and I could still taste it.
Once I had enough coffee, I went back to to the bathroom and realized I brushed my teeth with hydrocortisone.
Coffee pot needs to be moved to my nightstand, I am a danger to myself till my blood caffeine levels riseLOL.
One year when things were crazy around homecoming I brushed my teeth with body cream (Bath and Body Works Sweet Pea or something) and the same day tipped Jimmy John's $150 for lunch. Luckily on the later the driver was honest and let me change it.
I might give Neosporine a shot tomorrow.
I see your hydrocortisone & body lotion and raise you the tube of "butt paste" diaper cream I stupidly placed on the bathroom counter
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that buttpaste sticks to everrrrything too. I keep nothing extra on my bathroom counter anymore after I almost used alcohol on my contacts one morning.
@tcbofade wrote:**** slips away from keyboard to clean bathroom vanity... *******
Spoiled. I am truly spoiled.
The only thing that RESEMBLES tooth paste on EITHER of our vanities is.... toothpaste.
I has a good wife. 
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Penfed offers this month. Meh. But my fico9 is 766 so that is sweet🍯
Lol, I had a 775 and only thing they offer me is used paper they shred from all the denials they give