F.R.E.E. THATS SPELLS FREE

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the funniest thing is the lil old lady bobing her head

[MidnightVoice]

JANIS JOPLIN LYRICS

"Mercedes Benz"

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

[Anonymous]

I laugh at this commercial! I feel his pain!!!! LOL!!!!!

[Anonymous]

The chase ad gets me even more than the "FAKO" song-  

Yes- I named it the FAKO song.

[Junejer]

What's the Chase ad?

[Anonymous]

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ivyalmighty wrote:

credit report dot com baby!

I love those ads, they crack me up!

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If you ask my opinion (and no one did, but that's never stopped me before), I think we are all suffering from a joint addiction, and we are one another's co-dependant/enablers.

We check our credit daily---we'd do it hourly, but they won't let us. If we ever find a site that WILL, we'll all flock over there, credit cards at the ready, and sign up for hourly credit monitoring. Admit it--for $17.85 a month, you'd sign up in a heartbeat and you'd leave your computer on all night.

You'd sleep with one eye open all night, listening for the telltale sign of a new email in your inbox because it just MIGHT be a credit alert.

When you wake in the middle of the night so you can pee (shattering another dream about applying for credit and transferring balances), you'll stumble to the monitor, log in to the site and see if anything changed in the hour and forty minutes since you fell asleep after tossing and turning and humming the "Free credit report-dot-com, baby" song.

Admit it!!!!!  We should all get off this site and others like it and join a twelve step program!

:-)

[Anonymous]

I'd rather be addicted to this than Starbucks... or Coke (it's HYDRATING! Anyone seen THAT ad?)..

And it's hella cheaper than skunk & 40's or quarts of Old English! 

[Anonymous]

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ivyalmighty wrote:

I'd rather be addicted to this than Starbucks... or Coke (it's HYDRATING! Anyone seen THAT ad?)..

And it's hella cheaper than skunk & 40's or quarts of Old English! 

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LOL.  You're one of those "glass half full" kinda' guys aintcha?

[Anonymous]

Cheech wrote:

When you wake in the middle of the night so you can pee (shattering another dream about applying for credit and transferring balances), you'll stumble to the monitor, log in to the site and see if anything changed

This is what I do every morning Mon-Fri when my boyfriend calls me at 630am to tell me good morning while he's on his way to work... log in and pull up a fresh TC report, then climb back in bed and go back to sleep until I actually have to be up for work.

I also find myself considering freezing my credit cards and debit card - so I'll quit buying new reports to check my FICOs.

I need help lol

[Anonymous]

Kinda "gals" anyway

My whole life is half-full... I've got a lot to be thankful for, was pretty bad-off a few years back.