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A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

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A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

Ilecs told me a few days ago that some people spritz a wee bit of perfume on those letters before posting them ...

I'm feeling a mite bit evil today, so I just came up with this idea:

What if we spritz'em with something stinky?? Maybe some Eau De 2-Week Old Garbage? P'raps a dab of Essence of Body Odor?

My thinking is this: they might go ahead and allow the GW or delete the TL just so they don't get ANY more letters from you!!

What do you guys think?? Y'know ... I might try it just for the pure research value it promises. What gets more action? Perfume or stanky?
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wahmom
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

Oh my Wonderin..... and I thought I try out of the box things...... lol

That thought would have never crossed my mind. Smiley Happy
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

I might go ahead and try it and see. But I think that I'll try the nicer approach FIRST.

I sure as heck won't be trying that if the debt's still within SoL! They might sue me not only for the debt, but for DAMAGES, too!! *giggle*

I'll keep you posted. I think I'll try Essence of Body Odor first!! After about 4 of them, d'you think they'll crumble?? Smiley Wink

BTW, I PMed you in response to the one you sent me. I had to send it in 3 parts!@ Yikes!! Makes you want to disavow all hicks like me, doesn't it?!! Smiley Wink
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marty56
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

Oh there are so many smells I could think to add to a BofA GW letter.  I might even be tempted to include photos of the process that created the smell.
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llecs
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...



Wonderin wrote:
Ilecs told me a few days ago that some people spritz a wee bit of perfume on those letters before posting them ...

I'm feeling a mite bit evil today, so I just came up with this idea:

What if we spritz'em with something stinky?? Maybe some Eau De 2-Week Old Garbage? P'raps a dab of Essence of Body Odor?

My thinking is this: they might go ahead and allow the GW or delete the TL just so they don't get ANY more letters from you!!

What do you guys think?? Y'know ... I might try it just for the pure research value it promises. What gets more action? Perfume or stanky?

Smiley Very Happy
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wahmom
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...


@marty56 wrote:
Oh there are so many smells I could think to add to a BofA GW letter. I might even be tempted to include photos of the process that created the smell.






Oh that would be so wrong... Smiley Very Happy

Message Edited by wahmom on 07-05-2008 04:48 PM
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marty56
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Re: A thought about DVs and GWs (sort of funny) ...

Yes but it would be one of those priceless Mastercard moments.
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