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Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

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IntegerIntrovert
Frequent Contributor

Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

The 2024 Hater's Guide to Credit Cards : CreditCards (reddit.com)

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K-in-Boston
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Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

That hit entirely too close to home in some spots.  Also the "did I use my GrubHub credit yet" part just reminded me that I didn't make a partial prepayment to Verizon with Business Platinum yet this month.  😬

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Din2
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Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

That was incredible tfs Smiley LOL

 

The amex ones hit a bit too close to home. 

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NoHardLimits
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Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

Thanks for posting that link.  I read through the entire thread while continuously grinning and nodding my head.  Thoroughly enjoyable!

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Linnaea
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Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

I really enjoyed this and to add to the humour I read the  responses. Best post of 2024 in regards to credit cards.   Its more like a credit catd roast. 

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MrSmooth
Valued Member

Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

Thank you for sharing. I enjoyed that article. 

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Ceewin
Regular Contributor

Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.


@Linnaea wrote:

I really enjoyed this and to add to the humour I read the  responses. Best post of 2024 in regards to credit cards.   Its more like a credit catd roast. 


This..so far...is my favorite response to the postSmiley LOL

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iced
Valued Contributor

Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

I'm guessing I'm not the target audience for the Reddit post because for my three cards it wasn't even close to describing my habits.

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NoMoreE46
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Re: Not sure what to title this, but it's a **bleep** fine read.

I saw this too on Reddit. 

Wicked funny and yes, it seems like this author is getting into your head - I like it.

 

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