Hard pulls vs time

[KJinNC]

Next step, SkyNet?? 

[sarge12]

@Remedios...what do you know? Even my electronic cigarette loves me, do I detect jealousy?

[Anonymous]

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@sarge12 wrote:

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Leave it to Joyetech. 🤦‍♂️ 

At least it doesn’t respond with a shower of sparks... Joyetech/eLeaf/Wismec are all known for shorts too. 

[Remedios]

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@sarge12 wrote:

@Remedios...what do you know? Even my electronic cigarette loves me, do I detect jealousy?

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Yes. From now on, if I buy an appliance of any kind, it better tells me it loves me or else 

[sarge12]

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@Remedios wrote:

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@sarge12 wrote:

@Remedios...what do you know? Even my electronic cigarette loves me, do I detect jealousy?

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Yes. From now on, if I buy an appliance of any kind, it better tells me it loves me or else 

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I swear when I vape with this thing I can feel it sucking IQ points from my brain. That Chinese factory is still laughing at how the stupid Mericans will buy anything...and you have to be 21 to buy this ridiculous device. I fear for the future of our Nation.

[Remedios]

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@sarge12 wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

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@sarge12 wrote:

@Remedios...what do you know? Even my electronic cigarette loves me, do I detect jealousy?

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Yes. From now on, if I buy an appliance of any kind, it better tells me it loves me or else 

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I swear when I vape with this thing I can feel it sucking IQ points from my brain. That Chinese factory is still laughing at how the stupid Mericans will buy anything...and you have to be 21 to buy this ridiculous device. I fear for the future of our Nation.

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I'm fearing for my bladder after reading this 

[KJinNC]

I imagine it's meant to be used more as a party trick to impress friends than to make the owner feel less lonely, but who knows ... I see no value in it either way ...

[sarge12]

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@KJinNC wrote:

I imagine it's meant to be used more as a party trick to impress friends than to make the owner feel less lonely, but who knows ... I see no value in it either way ...

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Well, I am sorry for veering off subject, but some things are just too stupid to keep to myself. I can't even imagine the executives at this company coming up with something like this and nobody saying that is just stupid. I have in fact had a great time telling the world that a device like this exists, but then again, the pet rock sold millions of rocks.

[Revelate]

Sarge: limits aren’t factored into DTI at all, only payments which on a CC is the one listed on the credit report.

Pay CC to zero no hit to DTI.

[Brian_Earl_Spilner]

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@sarge12 wrote:

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@DapprD wrote:

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I also vape, and one of my vape devices(mods) not only has spinning mirrored led's, if you say I love you to it, it will say me too back to you. It kind of scares me to think somebody bought it because it responds to I love you. I can mentally see some numnut with led's flashing on their face saying I love you to an electronic device in public...that is scary to me.

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ROFLMAO !!!

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That was not a joke, if you say let's rock to it, it responds with rock and vape, if you tell the mod to take a break, it will say thank you my friend, oh and when it responds to I love you with me too...it puts a heart in the display. It is called the Joyetech Espion Infinite AI, the AI stands for artificial intelligence, which is ironic to call it intelligence for responding to 9 stupid things you say to get 9 stupider responses. I bought it because it uses dual 21700 batteries, and didn't even know about the AI part. The Chinese factory workers are probably laughing their a$$ off. I of course only use this device at home. As a 60 year old man, carrying that stupid thing in public is about as likely as me wearing a tutu and dancing to swan lake. Just go on Joyetech website and read the stupid things it says to the stupid people who talk to inanimate objects. Now take a break and thank you my friend.

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There's no way to turn it off? All my mods allow me to turn off the annoying LEDs.