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simplynoir
Mega Contributor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12


@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

Congrats on the right 🧦 card!

 

BTW, you were 7/12 on new accounts and approved? For some reason I thought USB had a 2/12 limit?

 

Or does ultra advanced level allow more new accounts?


🤫😂 

 

Yes, seven in 12 months, few of them quite recent. 

I have no idea why they approved it but it's not like I'm going to call and remind them of their UW criteria 


🧦Bank knows who their biggest fans are... Just like this lady who started a CHP pursuit on the way to apply for new card in branch. 

USB police pursuit.pngUSB police pursuit.png

Or was that you?


@ChargedUp @Remedios 

 

Look at her (future?) mugshot perhaps...

 

flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpgflat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg


😂 

 

No, I'm not that tall 


You have to be taller than five foot, no? I refuse to believe you're a closer size to a real life otter than a human 😂

Message 41 of 47
ChargedUp
Senior Contributor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12


@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

Congrats on the right 🧦 card!

 

BTW, you were 7/12 on new accounts and approved? For some reason I thought USB had a 2/12 limit?

 

Or does ultra advanced level allow more new accounts?


🤫😂 

 

Yes, seven in 12 months, few of them quite recent. 

I have no idea why they approved it but it's not like I'm going to call and remind them of their UW criteria 


🧦Bank knows who their biggest fans are... Just like this lady who started a CHP pursuit on the way to apply for new card in branch. 

USB police pursuit.pngUSB police pursuit.png

Or was that you?


@ChargedUp @Remedios 

 

Look at her (future?) mugshot perhaps...

 

flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpgflat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg


😂 

 

No, I'm not that tall 


You have to be taller than five foot, no? I refuse to believe you're a closer size to a real life otter than a human 😂


As I'm fairly certain that Emu is an AU on @Remedios 's cards, Emu will perform cash advances and make certain bail is met.

 

We can use your socks bank socks for scale. I'm guessing between 5'3" - 5'6" (Varying on which 7-Eleven door you're walking through.)

Message 42 of 47
Remedios
Credit Mentor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12

I'm tall enough for most rides 🤷‍♀️ 

Message 43 of 47
Remedios
Credit Mentor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12


@ChargedUp wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

Congrats on the right 🧦 card!

 

BTW, you were 7/12 on new accounts and approved? For some reason I thought USB had a 2/12 limit?

 

Or does ultra advanced level allow more new accounts?


🤫😂 

 

Yes, seven in 12 months, few of them quite recent. 

I have no idea why they approved it but it's not like I'm going to call and remind them of their UW criteria 


🧦Bank knows who their biggest fans are... Just like this lady who started a CHP pursuit on the way to apply for new card in branch. 

USB police pursuit.pngUSB police pursuit.png

Or was that you?


@ChargedUp @Remedios 

 

Look at her (future?) mugshot perhaps...

 

flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpgflat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg


😂 

 

No, I'm not that tall 


You have to be taller than five foot, no? I refuse to believe you're a closer size to a real life otter than a human 😂


As I'm fairly certain that Emu is an AU on @Remedios 's cards, Emu will perform cash advances and make certain bail is met.

 

We can use your socks bank socks for scale. I'm guessing between 5'3" - 5'6" (Varying on which 7-Eleven door you're walking through.)


Emu be spending too much money on feather highlights so I had to remove her.  

 

Also, stop cracking the code 😂

Message 44 of 47
simplynoir
Mega Contributor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12


@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

Congrats on the right 🧦 card!

 

BTW, you were 7/12 on new accounts and approved? For some reason I thought USB had a 2/12 limit?

 

Or does ultra advanced level allow more new accounts?


🤫😂 

 

Yes, seven in 12 months, few of them quite recent. 

I have no idea why they approved it but it's not like I'm going to call and remind them of their UW criteria 


🧦Bank knows who their biggest fans are... Just like this lady who started a CHP pursuit on the way to apply for new card in branch. 

USB police pursuit.pngUSB police pursuit.png

Or was that you?


@ChargedUp @Remedios 

 

Look at her (future?) mugshot perhaps...

 

flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpgflat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg


😂 

 

No, I'm not that tall 


You have to be taller than five foot, no? I refuse to believe you're a closer size to a real life otter than a human 😂


As I'm fairly certain that Emu is an AU on @Remedios 's cards, Emu will perform cash advances and make certain bail is met.

 

We can use your socks bank socks for scale. I'm guessing between 5'3" - 5'6" (Varying on which 7-Eleven door you're walking through.)


Emu be spending too much money on feather highlights so I had to remove her.  

 

Also, stop cracking the code 😂


I imagine an otter being a detective trying to solve the identity of their owner

"Yes, yes, that looks otterly ridiculous that this human wears socks long enough to ride the ferris wheel"

Message 45 of 47
LADave
Established Contributor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12


@ChargedUp wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@ChargedUp wrote:

Congrats on the right 🧦 card!

 

BTW, you were 7/12 on new accounts and approved? For some reason I thought USB had a 2/12 limit?

 

Or does ultra advanced level allow more new accounts?


🤫😂 

 

Yes, seven in 12 months, few of them quite recent. 

I have no idea why they approved it but it's not like I'm going to call and remind them of their UW criteria 


🧦Bank knows who their biggest fans are... Just like this lady who started a CHP pursuit on the way to apply for new card in branch. 

USB police pursuit.pngUSB police pursuit.png

Or was that you?


Holy... I've used the ATM at that branch 🤣

Message 46 of 47
LADave
Established Contributor

Re: Pity Connect approval $5000, 7/12

Did anyone else click on this thread wondering what the "Pity Connect" card is and how it got that name?

 

Also @Remedios - congratulations on the awesome approval! 😀

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