How do I get into the garden?

[Anonymous]

Any help would be great. Thanks.

[Anonymous]

Never mind. Answered own question.

[Anonymous]

Dig a hole, put some fertilizer in it, then plant yourself until you grow and can demonstrate to yourself you have self control.

Period.

[Anonymous]

Once you've paid the $50 annual fee, you can go ahead and introduce yourself in the Garden Club Thread.

[Anonymous]

as Irish once said, welcome to myFICO

[Anonymous]

😂😂😂

[JR_TX]

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@Anonymouswrote:
Any help would be great. Thanks.

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@Once in there, ask about how to be in this Super VIP membership in the garden club that @peghede is the Presiding Chairman. Been trying to get in but couldn’t seem to qualify!!!

Requires at least 50 Inqs “on each” CRA and at least 30 new accts in the last 30 days!!! 

[AverageJoesCredit]

Easiest way is to bring a 6 pack, offer it to someone named K, and make sure the electric fence is turned off

[Anonymous]

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@AverageJoesCreditwrote:
Easiest way is to bring a 6 pack, offer it to someone named K, and make sure the electric fence is turned off

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The juice was turned up on the electric fence just a few days ago. The entire outer walls were reinforced also.

[K-in-Boston]

Come on over and join us! If you need help with a seedling or a spade, just ask and a kind mod will stop their row with the rockers long enough to ride their scooter over and help you. Oh wait, wrong kind of mod.

We actually just finished a conversion on the electric fence from 120 volts to “220, 221, whatever it takes,” so I’d suggest using the buzzer. I make one little Starpoints joke and suddenly everybody wants a purple card today.