anxiously (not!) waiting for change to score!

[Anonymous]

Ugh!!!  It feels like it is taking forever!  I sent out three GW letters on the 17th of December, and only heard back from one who said no.  I sent them another...figured it can't hurt, but I never even heard from the other two and of course they haven't made any adjustments.

Two CAs wrote via email that they would delete their TLs from my CRs, and that change hasn't shown up yet (although that was only a week ago).

I also disputed another CA via EX online as well as disputed a transferred mortgage (which should show closed/transferred as of june 07 but still shows open.  I disputed both of these 12/27 online and they still show as being investigated.

I check email ALL the time to see if any SW updates are there, but sadly I haven't received a single one.

I know some of you have been at this for a LONG time, but I am just wondering how long these updates usually take?  And for the GW's that have gone almost a month with no response, should I assume they got lost in the shuffle and resend?

Thanks...and if anyone has found those patience pills, I will pm my address 

[Anonymous]

I can only be patient for short bursts at a time-

And I quote-

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TheNewWorldMan wrote:

Information that would positively affect your credit rating is scribed onto scrolls in special ink by Gregorian monks, which are then painstakingly illuminated. The Credit Scrolls are then placed onto camel caravans ...

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[Anonymous]

Oh Timothy, please post the entire comment from N.W.M.! It's worth repeating.


It was so clever and funny. And true.

[MidnightVoice]

TheNewWorldMan wrote:
Remember that credit bureaus use different methods to receive and process good versus bad credit information.

Information that would negatively affect your credit rating--like a late pay or charge-off--is instantly beamed from the creditor to the agency via Department of Defense 256-megabit fiber optic lines and written to their servers in 8.6 milliseconds.

Information that would positively affect your credit rating is scribed onto scrolls in special ink by Gregorian monks, which are then painstakingly illuminated. The Credit Scrolls are then placed onto camel caravans which wind their way to the credit bureau headquarters by way of Marrakesh, Dubai, and Tripoli. Once the caravan reaches Equifax, Experian or TransUnion, the scrolls are then laid out in the sun for a week so that the special ink can be read. (Note that the weather around the credit bureau headquarters is notoriously gloomy, like FICO itself, so finding seven consecutive days of sunshine can be quite an ordeal in and of itself.) Only then can the information finally be encoded into your credit files...

[Anonymous]

Hahahahahahahahaha! It's still as good as the first time !

Thanks M.V.!

[Anonymous]

Thank you MV!!!

[MidnightVoice]

I consider that an all time classic post - All World if you like 

[Anonymous]

Ahhh, so that explains it!!  It is all becoming very clear to me now...

[maxq]

that was hilarious!!! mainly because it's probably as accurate as my scores...rofl

[sunrise]

Heeheehee!  LOVE IT!!  Soooo accurate!