Welcome to club U🧦, a @Remedios Enterprises establishment. Grand opening tonight at 9pm PST
CREDIT RESTRICTIONS: Median FICO mortgage score of 700. VantageScore will be considered as long as you don't qualify for Credit One. Men that don't qualify can recon if they have nice assets. Women can't be prettier than the owner.
COVER CHARGE: $50 in cashback or loyalty points equivalent. We accept cash, UR, MR, PayPal, Samsung Pay, and ApplePay (3% surcharge)
Music will be provided by DJ @Adkins no requests please. If you would like to guest DJ, please see the General Manager.
DRINK SPECIALS:
The Nordstrom - Vodka, white rum, silver tequila, triple Sec, a splash of cola and lemon.
The Delta Run - Classic Gin and tonic
The Triple Pull - 1 sugar cube, 5 dashes Peychaud's bitters, eye whiskey, absinthe, and lemon peel
The Adios Myficoer - Vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curacao, Sweet and sour, 7-up®
The 5/24 - Classic dry martini
Bottle service: 3 bottle minimum (0% financing available for well qualified patrons)
@Remedios wrote:
I'm simultaneously filled with love and hate for you 😂😂😂
I give it 1 hr before it gets locked
I have all the proper paperwork and permits in order.
Limo service is reserved for VIP guests only. And this is Smorg. I don't see how this will land us in HR.
Socks are classy blue on my phone, but broke 'ish yellow on laptop 
Do I need to pick up some chips?
